Phrasalogistics Dictionary
(2nd Edition, Revision A)

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ac·cen·ture
(k-sn-chr)
n.

  1. Emphasis or prominence given to an undertaking or enterprise of a hazardous nature.
  2. http://www.accenture.com

add·a·dic·to·my
(d-ä-dk-t--m)
n.

  1. A surgical procedure involving the addition of penile tissue to a human female who wishes to change gender.
  2. Sound it out.. its very punny :)

af·ghan·i·stan·i·ma·tion
(f-gn--stn-m-shn)
n.

  1. The art or process of preparing animated cartoons that the creators are native or derive their influences from Afghanistan.
  2. "Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?" --Foster

al·pha·may·o
(l-f-m-)
n.

  1. The lead bottle of mayo in a 6-pack of sqeeze bottles of mayo.
  2. The best brand of mayo: "Store brand is good, but Cains is the alphamayo."
  3. A really retarded way for a European GT announcer to pronounce Alpha Romeo.

am·mu·na·tion
(m-y-n-shn)
n.

  1. Objects such as rockets, grenades, handguns, and rifles, that are used as weapons against the citizens of Liberty/Vice City.
  2. The store leading the fight against communism is having a BLOWOUT SALE!

an·i·ma·trix
(n--m-trks)
n.

  1. The act, process, or result of imparting life, spirit, or activity in a situation or surrounding substance within which something else originates, develops, or is contained.
  2. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
  3. http://www.animatrix.com

a·rach·no·lep·tic
(-rk-n-lp-tk)
n.

  1. A person with a disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable movements similar to any of various arthropods of the class Arachnida.
  2. The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

at·mos·pheri·na·tor
(t-m-sfîr--n-tr)
n. pl. at·mos·pheri·na·tors

  1. A complex piece of machinery that creates the gaseous mass or envelope surrounding a celestial body.
  2. Its much too complicated for you too understand, just know that its what will be used on the moon to make it habitable. It has a big turbo.

au·to·mag·i·cal·ly
(ô-t-mj-k-l)
adj.

  1. Acting or operating in a manner essentially independent of external influence or control, to the point that no one knows how or why.
  2. Marketing's way of making something they don't understand sound like a sweet new feature.

au·to·bibli·o·graph·i·cal
(ô-t-bb-l--grf--kl)
adj.

  1. A list of the works of the specific author or publisher who is writing the said list about himself.
  2. Making stuff up and citing yourself as a valid reference on the subject.

ba·be·li·cious
(bb--lsh-s)
adj.

  1. Used as a term of endearment for a young woman who is highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses.
  2. "She's magically babelicious!" --Garth

back·e·ot·o·my
(bk--t--m)
n. pl. back·e·ot·o·mies

  1. A surgical operation involving the removal or replacement of a diseased spine.
  2. "Docta said I need a backeotomy!" --Sir Smoke-a-lot

ball·zoo·ka
(bôl-z-k)
n. pl. ball·zoo·kas

  1. A hand-held weapon consisting of a long plastic smoothbore tube for firing yellow foam balls at short range.
  2. You'd be surprised what you can do with a CO2 tank. ;)
  3. http://www.hasbro.com

base·ket·ball
(bs-kt-bôl)
n. pl. base·ket·balls

  1. A game played between two teams of three players, the object being to throw a ball through an elevated basket over the garage.
  2. "You're excited? Feel these nipples!" --Bob Costas

bass·tend·er
(bs-tn-dr)
n. pl. bass·tend·ers

  1. One who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks while fishing.
  2. America's best value in fishing boats.

beef·a·ro·ni
(bf--r-n)
adj.

  1. Pasta with beef in tomato sauce.
  2. http://www.chefboy.com
  3. Chef Boyardee > Franco American 'nuff said.

ben·e·ful
(bn--fl)
adj.

  1. Producing or promoting a favorable result that provides assistance.
  2. Something that is beneficial, healthful.
  3. http://www.beneful.com

best·est
(bst-st)
adj.

  1. Surpassing all others in excellence, achievement, or quality.. especially those that are merely the best.
  2. More highly skilled that those that are the most highly skilled.

bib·li·o·ther·a·py
(bb-l--thr--p)
n.

  1. A printed or written literary work used for treatment of sickness, pain, or whatnot.
  2. http://www.bibliotherapy.com
  3. Every woman knows that books are therapy that fits in our bag.

black·a·nese
(blk--nz)
adj.

  1. A person of both African and Japanese ancestry.
  2. "I'm his half-brother... From Beijing. Me and him got the same mama. I'm Blackanese!" --Chris Tucker

blip·vert
(blp-vûrt)
n.

  1. A very fast advertisement, in which an entire ad is compressed into mere seconds to prevent channel-switching.
  2. To call attention or refer to a spot of light on a radar or sonar screen indicating the position of a detected object.

blu·ba·scone
(bl-bä-skn)
n. pl. blu·ba·scones

  1. The blueberry scones with the frosting sold at Dunkin Donuts.
  2. I'm more partial to razbascones, but whatever works..

blun·tal
(bln-tl)
adj.

  1. Of or relating to being abrupt and often disconcertingly frank in speech.
  2. Wang dang sweet poontang.
  3. http://www.tnugent.com

brew·tus
(br-ts)
n.

  1. A beer of ancient Rome who (with Applebee's help) led a conspiracy to assassinate Julius Caesar.
  2. A beverage made by brewing Roman politicians and generals.

bride·zilla
(brd-zl-)
adj.

  1. A woman who is married or will be soon, and has chosen to be a complete bitch to the groom.
  2. We found the most insane brides-to-be on the planet and watched them transform from saccharine sweethearts to matrimonial monsters.
  3. A special on the FOX network, yeah... scary.

brit·land·er
(brt-ln-dr)
nj.

  1. A division of the United Kingdom where Brits live.
  2. Whats with the mashed peas on toast anyways?

bubb·li·cious
(bb-l-sh-s)


adj.

  1. A globular body of air or gas formed within a very pleasant or delightful substance.
  2. "Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious." - "And some Skittles." --Will Smith & Martin Lawrence

bur·ni·na·tion
(bûr-n-n-shn)
n.

  1. The act or process of destroying or killing with fire.
  2. SWORDED!
  3. ...and all was laid to BURNINATION!

bur·ni·na·tor
(bûr-n-n-tr)


n.

  1. A dragon that brings to an end or halts something, such as peasants.
  2. Trogdor was a man! He was a dragon man! ...maybe he was just a dragon...

bu·sey·ism
(by-s-z-m)


n.

  1. A quip from the great Gary Busey.
  2. "When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness your foresight will become a nimble vagrant."
  3. Yeah.. I know.. the d00d survived a head trauma.

bust·i·fied
(bst--fd)
v. tr.

  1. To make into or become a unit and then later smash or break, especially forcefully.
  2. When a woman obtains, naturally or not, big breasts.
  3. Damn! She used to be flat! Now she's totally bustified!

cac·tuar
(kk-t-wär)
n.

  1. Any of various succulent, spiny, usually leafless creatures native mostly to arid regions like the Corel, Kashabald, and Sanubia Deserts.
  2. You'll get a treat if you can defeat it before it runs away.

ca·dav·er·incende·fen·es·tra·tion
(k-dv-r-n-sn-d-fn--str-shn)
n.

  1. The act of pushing a burning body from a window.
  2. geek++

can·dyl·ene
(kn-d-ln)
n.

  1. The primary ingredient in Mountain Dew.
  2. Mix 1 measure Ethylene Glycol, and 2 measures Candy.

can·kles
(kng-kl)
n.

  1. An affliction found, especially in older women where you cannot seperate the ankles from the calf.
  2. "She's got CANKLES!" --Jason Alexander

car·na·mas·ti·cate
(kär-n-ms-t-kt)
v. tr.

  1. To chew meat like the cow it came from.
  2. Similar to 'vegimasticate', only with meat, or spam.
  3. Cow language - Example: "Moo you want to moo to the store moo?"

car·put·er
(kär-py-tr)
n. pl. car·put·ers

  1. A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations while sitting somewhere in an automobile.
  2. Do a search for it on google, you'll be amazed at how many projects there are. :)

cheer·ci·sion
(chîr-szh-n)
n. pl. cheer·ci·sions

  1. The passing of judgment on an issue under consideration by one who leads the cheering of spectators, as at a sports contest.
  2. A difficult decision usually left in the hands of the cheertator.

cheer·oc·ra·cy
(chîr-k-r-s)
n. pl. cheer·oc·ra·cies

  1. Government by the cheerleaders, exercised either directly or through elected representatives.
  2. A political or social unit of adulators that has such a government that empowers the individual... cheerleader.
  3. No, not Janey Briggs! She's got glasses! And a ponytail! And she's wearing paint-covered overalls! Ugh!

cheer·ta·tor
(chîr-t-tr)
n. pl. cheer·ta·tors

  1. An absolute ruler that controls all of the cheercisions made.
  2. "This is not a cheerocracy. I'm the cheertator. I will make the cheercisions around here." --Jaime Pressly

ches·ti·cle
(chs-t-kl)
n. pl. ches·ti·cles

  1. The part of the body between the neck and the abdomen with one or more testes.
  2. Man b00bs.

cin·e·ma·ther·a·py
(sn--m-thr--p)
n.

  1. A film or movie used for treatment of illness, disability, or bad boyfriends.
  2. http://www.cinematherapy.net
  3. Hey, don't look at me..

cin·na·fu·sion
(sn--fy-zhn)
n.

  1. The act or procedure of liquefying or melting the dried aromatic inner bark of certain tropical Asian trees in the genus Cinnamomum.
  2. http://www.wrigley.com

cli·ma·cool
(kl-m-kl)
n.

  1. A region of the earth having neither warm nor very cold conditions.
  2. http://www.climacoolcorp.com
  3. ClimaCool 2 shoes feature specially engineered materials, and dynamic ventillation designed to keep you cool.

clue·pon
(kl-pn)
n. pl. clue·pons

  1. One of a set of detachable clues that may be torn off and redeemed as needed.
  2. A certificate for a clue that may be redeemed for a discount.

co·in·ky·dink
(k-n-k-dngk)
n.

  1. The state or fact of occupying the same relative position or area in space with no children even though it won't save money on taxes.
  2. A coincidence that shrinks in the oven.

cool·ism
(kl-z-m)
n.

  1. Excellent; first-rate characteristics or qualities; courage.
  2. A word that Kris just made up, while covered in grease under a WRX, that Sean stole.
  3. Don't steal that word, that's my coolism!

com·bi·fy
(km-b-f)
tr.

  1. The product or result of combining any foodstuff (sandwich, meat product, or vegetable-based substitute) and combining it with other, less healthy items (such as fries, cookies, pie, or chips) and a beverage to create a standardized "combo" or "meal."
  2. Vernacular: Biggie-size, King-size, Super-size, etc.

com·bi·nate
(km-b-nt)
v.

  1. To bring halfway into a state of being combined, without calling it a combination.
  2. "I would definitely combinate.." --Busta Rhymes

com·pel·li·vi·sion
(km-pl--vzh-n)
n.

  1. To exert a strong, irresistible force on the transmission of visual images of moving and stationary objects.
  2. "I don't call this television, I call it compellivision" --Conan O'Brien

cook·ie·ol·o·gist
(kk--l--jst)
n. pl. cook·ie·ol·o·gists

  1. The study of the nature of small, usually flat and crisp cakes made from sweetened dough.
  2. The Nabisco scientists responsible for the creation of "Ooey Gooey Warm 'n Chewy" cookies.

corp·si·cle
(kôrp-sk-l)
n.

  1. A cryogenically frozen cadaver.
  2. A cadaver flavored ice confection with one or two flat sticks for a handle.

craft·ma·ni·a
(krft-m-n-)
nj.

  1. When a person goes into a fever like rage of building things out of papier mâche often induced by scented candles.
  2. Scrapbooking gone awry.
  3. Thousands of tables of crap lined up inside an auditorium. (see: Wooden seagulls on driftwood.)

crap·tac·u·lar
(krp-tk-y-lr)
adj.

  1. Taking a dump thats impressive or sensational.
  2. A spectacle of inferior or worthless crap.

crap·tas·tic
(krp-ts-tk)
adj.

  1. To take a poo in a quaint or strange form, conception, or appearance.
  2. Similar to shitastic, but much less vulgar so you can be dainty about it.

crap·ti·val
(krp-t-vl)
n. pl. crap·ti·vals

  1. A frenetic, disorganized, and really awful disturbance.
  2. A traveling amusement show which really really sucks.

creme·wich
(krm-wch)
n. pl. creme·wich·es

  1. Two Chips Ahoy! cookies with creme in the middle.
  2. An exotic sexual position that involves a supermodel and ... well you figure out the rest.

cron·er
(krn-r)
n.

  1. The position at which two ugly, withered old women, meet and form an angle.
  2. "Stand back while the man WORKS! :)" --John

cross·plat·form·a·ble
(krôs-plt-fôrm--bl)
adj.

  1. To transport one particular piece of software to another platform.
  2. A tremendously verbagetic word used to describe how websites will or won't look good while viewed in Konqueror or Netscape.

cru·ci·fic·tion
(kr-s-fk-shn)
n.

  1. An imaginative creation about the act of crucifying; execution on a cross.
  2. A lie made up about dying for a cause, in the hopes that it instills martyrdom.

dea·con
(d-kn)
v.

  1. To promise your friends one thing, then totally change your mind when something cooler comes along.
  2. You know, that one time you said "oh sure I'll hang out with you guys" then ditched later to hang with chicks.
  3. Yeah, its a real word.. but thanx to Deacon, its now a friggin' verb :)

def·i·ni·tion·al·ly
(df--nsh-n--l)
n.

  1. A quite apparent meaning of a word, phrase, or term, as in an obvious reference.
  2. A Lotus Exige is nimble, A K20A motor is powerful, therefore definitionally a K20A powered Lotus Exige is powerful and nimble.

dick·smack
(dk-smk)
n. pl. dick·smacks

  1. A person, most likely acting like a knob.
  2. A painful hit to the importants, like a pee pee whack.

dig·ic
(dj-k)
adj.

  1. Of or relating to something digital.. but.. more.. better.
  2. You can tell its faster, cause of the upside-down letter I, that like totally doubles its speed alone. :)

dig·ni·tude
(dg-n-td)
n.

  1. The quality or state of mind or a feeling of being worthy of esteem or respect.
  2. An arrogant inherently noble and hostile state of disposition.

dino·to·pi·a
(d-n-t-p-)
n.

  1. http://www.dinotopia.com
  2. An ideally perfect place, especially in its social, political, and dinosaur filled aspects.

dir·i·gi·ber·bil
(dr--j-bûr-bl)
n. pl. dir·i·gi·ber·bils

  1. A self-propelled lighter-than-air craft with directional control surfaces built using a gerbil.
  2. A giant bred gerbil filled with heliums and used for transport.

dis·gu·sti·pat·ed
(ds-g-st-ptd)
tr. v.

  1. To find something disgusting it makes you constipated just thinking about it.
  2. "And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber." --Tool (Undertow)

dis·in·fo·pe·di·a
(ds-n-f-p-d-)
n.

  1. An encyclopedia of disinformation, public relations, and out-and-out lies.
  2. http://www.disinfopedia.com

dra·m·e·dy
(drä-m--d)
n.

  1. A light and humorous work telling a serious story.
  2. When a comedy show has that "very special episode."
  3. ...On a very special episode of Seinfield Jerry's been doing drugs...

drive·a·way
(drv--w)
n.

  1. A private road that connects a house, garage, or other building and offers financing as low as 0.0% APR.
  2. http://www.driveaway.com

du·ra·cell
(dr--sl)
n.

  1. http://www.duracell.com
  2. A long-lasting durable battery.
  3. I personally don't trust the bunny either.

dyka·loid
(d-k-loid)
n.

  1. A very butch human female, either lesbian or as of yet in the closet and dating James Snow.
  2. I'm not kidding, his baromoter of what a hot chick is needs serious re-calibration. Oh well, let him take one for the team. :P

ec·o·tage
(k--täzh)
n.

  1. Destruction of property or obstruction of normal operations, to prevent ecological damage.
  2. A way for people to rationalize blowing up a boat, just because the company doesn't recycle.

eggs·pec·ta·tion
(g-spk-t-shn)
n.

  1. Anticipation to the probable occurrence or appearance of eggs.
  2. http://www.eggspectation.ca

e·lec·tro·li·cious
(-lk-tr-lsh-s)
adj.

  1. Sexually charged performance art meets techno.
  2. "What's your favorite food?" - "Um.. Shrimp" - "What did you like better the show or the music?" - "Shrimp."
  3. http://www.fischerspooner.com

e·lev·en·ty
(-lv-n-t)
n.

  1. The cardinal number equal to eleven times ten.
  2. The dollar bill you made with your DeskJet printer and tried to pass off as real currency at the local grocery store..
  3. "When Mr. Biblo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday..." --J. R. R. Tolkien

en·chi·ri·to
(n-ch-r-t)
n.

  1. A flour tortilla wrapped, rolled, and stuffed around a filling mixture, as of beef, beans, or cheese with a sauce spiced with chili.
  2. Its an enchilada and a burrito combined, I've heard its pretty fucking good.

en·er·g·ade
(n-r-jd)
n.

  1. A drink made in various flavors that increases the capacity for work or vigorous activity.
  2. http://www.energade.co.za

eng·rish
(ng-grsh)
adj.

  1. Of or relating to the English language, as spoken by someone using it as a secondary language.
  2. http://www.engrish.com
  3. Pork Flied Lice?

en·er·gon
(n-r-jôn)
n.

  1. A source of usable power in cube format.
  2. The capacity for work or vigorous activity so powerful, the Decepticons will do anything to get their hands on it.

en·speak·di·vid·u·al
(n-spk-d-vj--l)
n. pl. en·speak·di·vid·u·als

  1. An English speaking individual.
  2. Its a really really important and fancy way of telling someone they speak English.

en·ter·ca·tion
(n-tr--k-shn)
n.

  1. The act or process of entertaining oneself while being educated.
  2. The knowledge or skill obtained or developed by playing paper football in class.

en·vi·sion·et
(n-vzh-n-nt)
n.

  1. To picture in the mind a complex, interconnected group or system.
  2. http://www.evisionet.com

ex·ec·u·tone
(g-zk-y-tn)
n. pl. ex·ec·u·tones

  1. http://www.inter-tel.com
  2. A phone designed with executive's in mind.
  3. A person or group having administrative or managerial ring-tones for his cell phone in an organization.

faga·tron·ic
(fg--trn-k)
adj.

  1. Of or relating to music that is poorly produced or altered by electronic means, such as a Speak `N Spell hooked up to a Casio keyboard.
  2. Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man implemented on, or controlled by a computer or computer network.

fan·tas·ti·fi·ca·tion
(fn-ts-t-f-k-shn)
adj.

  1. A way of explaining something to sound of greater importance.
  2. You know, when your friend talked about that one time he fought a polar bear naked, it was a gross fantastification of the truth.

far·scape
(fär-skp)
n.

  1. An expanse of scenery many lightyears away that cannot be seen in a single viewing.
  2. http://www.farscape.com
  3. Sikozu is the hottest, don't question me.. I know these things.

fas·ti·va
(fst--v)
n.

  1. A Ford Festiva capable of acting or moving quickly.
  2. http://www.cwstuning.com

feb·to·ber
(fb-t-br)
n.

  1. After the second but before the end of the tenth month of the year in the Gregorian calendar.
  2. The mythical month in which Atlantis was refloated, Amelia Earhart finally landed her plane, and Sean Connery and Alex Trebek finally managed to be friends.

fluff·er·nutt·er
(flf-ûr-nt-r)
n.

  1. http://www.marshmallowfluff.com
  2. Peanut Butter + Marshmallow Fluff
  3. An exotic sexual position that involves 3 gallons of Marshmallow Fluff.

fourse·man
(fôrs-mn)
n.

  1. One of the four horseman of the apocalypse...
  2. ...has come back as a mass-mailing worm.
  3. It eats .htm, .html, .htt, and .dbx files.. I saw it eat a live baby once too.

frag·ma·tize
(frg-m-tz)
v.

  1. A hypnotizing fragmentation grenade.
  2. To spellbind or enthrall with a display of fragging never before seen in human history.
  3. GODLIKE!

frank·en·mo·tor
(frng-kn-m-tr)
n.

  1. The creation of a motor that slips from the control of and ultimately destroys its creator.
  2. Often used when referring to a combination of more then one motor, i.e. an EJ20 with EJ25 heads.

frig·idious
(frj-d--s)
adj.

  1. Working or spreading harmfully in an extremely cold or stiff and formal manner.
  2. Beyond frigid. Very, very cold.

fris·ko·lat·ing
(frs-k-lt-ng)
v.

  1. To cause something (light, liquid, etc.) to pass energetically, lively, or playfully through a porous substance or small holes.
  2. Something that sunlight does on the trees at the Sunday River Ski Resort.

fuck·able
(fk--bl)
adj.

  1. A person who you have sufficient power or resources to have sexual intercourse with.
  2. A girl that is more than cute, so cute you want to ruin her.

fuck·tard
(fk-tärd)
n.

  1. Used as a disparaging term for a really fucking retarded person.
  2. A person considered to be so fucking socially inept its laughable that they have avoided the Darwin Awards for so long.

fuck·ta·geous
(fk-t-js)
adj.

  1. So grossly offensive to decency or morality you felt the need to curse with an adjective.
  2. A night of sex being beyond all reason; extravagant or immoderate.

fuck·wad
(fk-wd)
n.

  1. A compressed ball, roll, or lump of fuck.
  2. An intensive and vulgar way of describing a person who acts irresponsibly or foolishly.

fu·di·cle
(fd--kl)
n.

  1. An article written for the sole purpose of spreading fear, uncertainty and doubt.
  2. "Now, Mr. White has created a new FUDicle (FUD article) which details Apple's single processor 2GHz G5 machine against a single processor 1.8 Opteron." --macslash.org

fug·ly
(fg-l)
adj.

  1. Fucking repulsive or offensive.
  2. http://www.fugly.com
  3. I refuse to put a picture, I do have my limits ;)

fun·der·wear
(fn-dr-wâr)
n.

  1. Clothes worn next to the skin, beneath one's outer clothing designed for two people to wear at the same time.
  2. Fun in theory - not in practice.

fun·gi·neer
(fn-j-nîr)
n.

  1. One who is trained or professionally engaged in a branch of engineering that develops sources of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
  2. No one knows where when or how man first landed on the moon, but our fungineers think it might have gone something like this...

fun·ka·del·ic
(fngk-dl-k)
adj.

  1. Of, characterized by, or generating funk, distortions of funk, all stars of funk, and occasionally states resembling George Clinton.
  2. "Whatever y'all doin' keep doin' it, cause y'all hot!!!" --Bootsy Collins

fun·ner
(fn-ûr)
adj.

  1. Something that is greater in fun or higher in quality.
  2. A word used by individuals who are incapable of using correct english.

futu·ram·a
(fy-ch-rm-)
n.

  1. A three-dimensional scene in which characters, or other objects that is to be or to come in a distant time.
  2. http://www.fox.com/futurama

gar·lique
(gär-lk)
n.

  1. An aromatic bulb used as a health product.
  2. Yes, a garlic tablet.
  3. http://www.sunsource.com

gay·dar
(g-där)
n.

  1. A method of detecting distant objects and determining their sexual orientation to persons of the same sex by analysis of very high frequency radio waves reflected from their surfaces.
  2. I highly recommend you do *NOT* search for gaydar on google... seriously.

geek·tos·ter·one
(gk-ts-t-rn)
n.

  1. A white crystalline steroid hormone, produced primarily in the wang and responsible for the urge to argue about inane and useless statistics, such as CPU or video card benchmarks.
  2. The hormone in guys that takes over when a girl is introduced into the world of the intarweb, such as on a forum, chat, or instant messenger program.
  3. OMG hi2u!1!!1 LOLOL :)

gel·cap
(jl-kp)
n. pl. gel·caps

  1. A small soluble container, made of gelatin, that encloses a dose of an oral medicine or a vitamin.
  2. Yes, the same fucking thing as a capsule, but it's harder copyright a word in the dictionary.

ger·bil·loon
(jûr-b-ln)
n. pl. ger·bil·loons

  1. A balloon that is created through the use of heliums, and a gerbil.
  2. Mark Llama, Gerbil Farmer's creation.

gi·gun·do
(j-gn-d)
adj.

  1. Something that is bigger then the biggest thing, as in the biggest thing EV4R.
  2. The largest size in a three size option menu, when small is no longer an option.

god·zilla
(gd-zl-)
n.

  1. A being conceived out of a nuclear disaster as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient destroyer of Tokyo.
  2. http://www.godzilla.com
  3. God of Monsters!

gour·may·o
(gr-m-)
n.

  1. A connoisseur aimed dressing made of beaten raw egg yolk, oil, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.
  2. It's actually kinda sad.. I mean who adds a different flavor to a dressing? Like grape flavored ketchup.

gram·ma·li·cious
(grm--lsh-s)
adj.

  1. Highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of words or sentence structure.
  2. A really good graham cracker.

graper·mel·on
(grp-r-ml-n)
n.

  1. Any of numerous woody African vines of the genus Vitis, bearing clusters of large edible berries and widely cultivated in many species and varieties.
  2. http://www.wrigley.com

gul·li·ble
(gl--bl)
adj.

  1. Easily deceived or duped.
  2. What do you mean? Of course its a phrasalogistics word.. I mean its not in the real dictionary, go ahead and check!

hand·i·ca·pa·ble
(hn-d-k-p-bl)
adj.

  1. Having the desire or drive despite a physical or mental disability.
  2. http://www.handicapable.net

his·to·rya·thon
(hs-t-r--thn)
adj.

  1. A contest of endurance involving over four hours of watching the history channel.
  2. http://www.historychannel.com

hulka·ma·ni·a
(hlk-m-n-)
n.

  1. One, such as a person or object, that is bulky, unwieldy, and filled with an excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire.
  2. The first one aired March 31st, 1985 in Madison Square Garden, New York, NY.

hun·dred·aire
(hn-drd-âr)
n.

  1. A person whose wealth amounts to at least a hundred dollars, pounds, or the equivalent in other currency.
  2. Wow... I'm a multi-hundredaire!

ig·no·ra·nus
(g-n-r-ns)
n. pl. ig·no·ra·nus·es

  1. A person who is both ignorant and an asshole.

il·lu·mi·naugh·ty
(-l-m-nô-t)
nj.

  1. People normally claiming to be unusually enlightened with regard to a subject, behaving disobediently or mischievously.
  2. Got any magic mushrooms?

im·pact·ful
(m-pkt-fl)
adj.

  1. Something which has a lot of impact.
  2. Characterized by or full of force, but not like forceful, cause that word sucks.

in·centi·fy
(n-sn-t-f)
v.

  1. A combination of incentive and intensify.
  2. Serving to motivate for reasons such as higher productivity without giving anyone bonuses at the end of the year.
  3. Pure marketing/management fluff.

in·di·glo
(n-d-gl)
n.

  1. Any of various shrubs or herbs of the genus Indiglofera that glow in the dark.
  2. It uses electroluminescence, and stuff.

in·fin·i·film
(n-fn--flm)
n.

  1. A film or movie with unbounded space, time, or quantity.
  2. http://www.infinifilm.com
  3. Go Beyond the Movie... or sumthin.

in·fone
(n-fn)
n.

  1. An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to remote locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals to provide knowledge derived from study.
  2. http://www.infone.com
  3. 888-411-1111... how can we help you?

in·se·curi·tease
(n-s-kyr--tz)
v.

  1. To arouse hope, desire, or curiosity in someone lacking self-confidence.
  2. To annoy or make fun of someone or something inadequately guarded or protected.

in·tax·i·ca·tion
(n-tk-s-k-shn)
n.

  1. Stupefaction or excitement by the action of fees or dues for the support of a government.
  2. Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

in·vis·a·ble
(n-vz--bl)
adj.

  1. Having sufficient power or resources to become impossible to see; not visible.
  2. Did you mean to search for: invisible? ;)

in·vis·a·lign
(n-vz--ln)
v.

  1. To bring together two or more things through means which cannot be viewed by the naked eye.
  2. The invisible way to straighten your teeth, without braces.
  3. http://www.invisalign.com

i·raq·ra·cy
(-rk-r-s)
n. pl. i·raq·ra·cies

  1. Government by its leader, exercised either directly or through representatives and connections with the United States and Britain's armed forces.
  2. Just like democracy without all the confusing choices!

ja·pan·i·ma·tion
(j-pn--m-shn)
n.

  1. The art or process of preparing animated cartoons that the creators are native or derive their influences from Japan.
  2. ^.^; o.O >.< @.@ X.x

jazz·er·cise
(jzr-sz)
n.

  1. http://www.jazzercise.com
  2. A task, problem, or other effort performed to develop or maintain fitness while listening to jazz music.

joy·gasm
(joi-gz-m)
n.

  1. The peak of excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure upon receiving packages containing every episode of Rurouni Kenshin, Initial D, and a CD containing every part number for your Subaru.
  2. Intense and especially ecstatic or exultant happiness so great it requires bringing a towel. ;)

kicks·ol·o·gy
(kks-l--j)
n.

  1. The application of science, especially to that of sports footwear.
  2. "The study of phat kicks for your ballin pleasure" --Deacon

kill·op·er·a·tion
(kl-p--r-shn)
n.

  1. The act of making co-workers murder each other in order to improve productivity.
  2. The association of professionals or businesses for agreeable, usually homicidal, benefit.

ki·lo·pound
(k-l-pound)
n. pl. ki·lo·pounds

  1. 1000 pounds of force.
  2. The absurd bastard child of the english and metric system. Used solely by American engineers who still deny the existence of the Metric system.

knight·mare
(nt-mâr)
n. pl. knight·mares

  1. A defender, champion, or zealous upholder of a cause or principle that is intensely distressing to others.
  2. A dream about a chess piece arousing feelings of intense fear, horror, and usually in the shape of a horse's head.

les·bi·an·iz·er
(lz-b-n-z-r)
n.

  1. To activate or invigorate a womans sexual orientation towards women.
  2. 99% guaranteed to result in hot girl-on-girl action.
  3. "3 oz Vodka, 3 oz Cointreau, 3 oz Orange Juice, and 3 oz 'I don't care what it smells like, just shoot it.'" --Kurt

lin·dows
(ln-dz)
n.

  1. http://www.lindows.com
  2. A pane of Linux coded glass or similar non-Microsoft material enclosed in such a framework.

love·na·si·um
(lv-n-z-m)
n.

  1. A room or building equipped for indoor sports, like sexual intercourse.
  2. Usually what it's called after a roommate preps the apartment with candles and shit.. generally leads to you being sexiled.

mag·neta·tion·al
(mg-n-t-shn-l)
adj.

  1. A person, a place, an object, or a situation that exerts attraction around a center or an axis.
  2. A transformation of a coordinate system in which the new electromagnetically infused axes have a specified angular proportional displacement from their original position that which blah blah I can type anything I want here and it will show up. :P

mail·a·zine
(ml-ä-zn)
n.

  1. A periodical containing stories, articles and features that is distributed through a postal service.
  2. Know: The mailazine for southern Maine.

mal·ter·na·tive
(môl-tûr-n-tv)
n. pl. mal·ter·na·tives

  1. An alcoholic beverage existing outside traditional or established institutions or systems.
  2. You know.. chix0r drinks like Smirnoff Ice and Bacardi Silver. :)
  3. Also known as ordering a Woodson.

man·gi·na
(mn-j-n)
n. pl. man·gi·nas

  1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus except.. its on a man.
  2. A disparaging term for a man who is acting like a total pussy, especially in a situation that does not deem it necessary.

man·i·mal
(mn--ml)
n.

  1. An adult male human that is a brute or beast.
  2. A 1983 TV series about a college professor who can turn into any animal he wants or something.
  3. The totally sweet word *everyone* uses to make their website/band/AOL name/mom/car/etc. sound fucking cool.

man·u·mat·ic
(mn-y-mt-k)
adj.

  1. Acting or operating in a manner essentially independent of external influence or control, but with the appearance that it is not.
  2. A machine operated by hand that has little or no impact on the situation.

mans·siere
(mn-zîr)
n.

  1. A man's undergarment worn to support and give contour to the man b00bs.
  2. It's ironic that everyone else spells it manzier.. which basically would mean 'A man who makes brass articles.' ;)

man·wich
(mn-wch)
n.

  1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them served in portions acceptable to an adult male human.
  2. http://www.hunts.com

map·blasti·mate
(mp-bl-st-mt)
v.

  1. To calculate approximately the effects of a violent explosion on a map.
  2. To estimate driving time through the use of MapBlast. "I'm mapblastimating it at about six hours."

mar·ke·tec·ture
(mär-k-tk-chr)
n.

  1. A style and method of design and construction for buying and selling commodities and securities.
  2. http://www.mktiq.com
  3. So drink your Powerade... We have quotas to meet..

math·e·ma·gi·cian
(mth--m-jshn)
n.

  1. A person who's skills in mathematics are so impressive it seems as if they can solve math problems in their head automagically.
  2. A magician who can count.

mex·i·can·if·us
(mk-s-kn-f-s)
nj.

  1. The guy right off the U-Haul truck, wearing a t-shirt that says "Daddy's little princess" because he doesn't understand a word of english.
  2. The action of Cheech & Chong in the movie "Up in Smoke" when they convert the van into a low-rider.
  3. When a person wants to buy an amp for the free subs - when they already HAVE subs to put into their 1971 Toyota Corolla.

min·ten·si·ty
(mn-tn-s-t)
n.

  1. A member of the mint family with exceptionally great concentration, power, or force..
  2. ..and HyperFighting.
  3. http://www.wrigley.com

mock·u·men·ta·ry
(mk-y-mn-t-r)
n. pl. mock·u·men·ta·ries

  1. A work, such as a film or television program, presenting political, social, or historical subject matter in a ridiculing and contemptuous manner.
  2. Eugene Levy and Conan O'Brien discussed this on April 8th, 2003.. Conan actually explained the making of the word. :)

monk·i·fi·ca·tion
(mngk--f-k-shn)
n.

  1. The science of fortifying completely with monkeys.
  2. The act of making someone a member of a brotherhood living in a monastery.

mul·ti·verse
(ml-t-vûrs)
n.

  1. All matter and energy, including the planets, galaxies, and universes, regarded as a whole.
  2. http://www.multiverse.com

namber
(nm-br)
n.

  1. A symbol or word used to represent a name and number.
  2. At the tone, please leave your namber and we'll get right back to you.

neg·a·verse
(ng--vûrs)
n.

  1. All matter and energy, including the earth, the galaxies, and the contents of intergalactic space containing, or consisting of a negation, refusal, or denial of all things we've come to accept as fact.
  2. We'd have conquered it all, if it wasn't for Queen Serenity... or something.

nex·tel
(nks-tl)
n.

  1. The nearest instrument in space or position that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to remote locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.
  2. http://www.nextel.com

neu·ro·man·cer
(n-r-mn-sr)
n. pl. neu·ro·man·cers

  1. The practice of navigating cyberspace with your consciousness in order to obtain information.
  2. Jacking his consciousness into cyberspace, soaring through tactile lattices of data and logic, rustling encoded secrets for anyone with the money to buy his skills.

nic·o·derm
(nk--dûrm)
n.

  1. A colorless, poisonous alkaloid, derived from the tobacco plant and used as stop-smoking aid.
  2. http://www.nicoderm.com

nic·o·trol
(nk--trl)
n.

  1. A device to hold in restraint or regulate an alkaloid which is the active principle of tobacco.
  2. http://www.nicotrol.com

nin·j·al·is·ti·cal·ly
(nn-j-ls-tk--l)
adv.

  1. Tending to or expressing an awareness of ninjas as they really are.
  2. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who looks at situations in a realistic manner.

nin·jis·tic
(nn-j-s-tk)
n. pl. nin·jis·tics

  1. The study of the dynamics of ninja's.
  2. The art or method of fighting in the style of one who studies ninjitsu.

non·vite
(nn-vt)
tr. v.

  1. To ask for the presence or participation of, but asking too late for the person to attend.
  2. She sent me an invitation today to her wedding in India, but the wedding is this weekend! It's a nonvite!

noun·jec·tive
(noun-j-k-tv)
n. Abbr. nj. pl. noun·jec·tives

  1. The dictionary's way of cheating the system and adding words like 'roomy' and pretending they totally exist.
  2. I mean seriously.. roomy? Lets say your name is mike... does this mean you're a mikey person?

nour·iche
(nûr-sh)
n.

  1. To provide with food or other substances having great worth or value necessary for life and growth.
  2. It's French.. or something.

nugity
(nj-t)
adj.

  1. That which is nuge or nugent; So extreme you may not want to fuck with it.
  2. Something that has 80% Production; 90% Songs; 80% Vibe; and 100% Attitude.
  3. 'Woah, nice kickback on this bitch. It's got some fucking nugity!'

o·bliv·i·at·ed
(-blv---td)
v. tr.

  1. Lacking conscious awareness to ones own complete and utter destruction.
  2. What happens when you get really really drunk...

oc·to·pus·sy
(k-t-ps-)
n.

  1. Any of numerous carnivorous marine mollusks of the genus Octopus or related genera, found worldwide.. and possessing a vulva.
  2. "You must be joking. 007 on an island populated exclusively by women. We won't see him til dawn." --Q

ozz·fest
(z-fst)
n.

  1. An unreal, magical, often bizarre gathering or occasion characterized by the power of rock.
  2. http://www.ozzfest.com
  3. "I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad." --Ozzy Osbourne

pe·di·a·sure
(p-d--shûr)
n.

  1. The care of infants and children without hesitation or wavering..
  2. ..except for children with galactosemia.
  3. http://www.pediasure.com

per·four·mance
(pr-fôr-mns)
n.

  1. The way in which a four cylinder engine performs or functions.
  2. A presentation, especially a theatrical one, involving a vehicle with four cylinders and usually before an audience.
  3. http://www.pms.net.au

per·ma·gun
(pûr-m-gn)
adj.

  1. A portable firearm, such as a rifle or revolver that lasts or remains without essential change.
  2. The state in which a potential passenger of a vehicle has permanent rights to sit in the the front passenger's seat.
  3. You can't call shotgun! He has permagun in my car.

per·ma·peat
(pûr-m-pt)
v.

  1. To do, experience, or produce again an infinite number of times.
  2. Something repeated until the end of all existence.

pes·op·ti·mism
(ps-p-t-mz-m)
n.

  1. A positive way of looking at a negative situation.
  2. To deliver bad news in an optimistic manner.

phal·loc·ra·cy
(fl-k-r-s)
n. pl. phal·loc·ra·cies

  1. Government by men, exercised either directly or through the wang.
  2. "It figures you'd pick a carrot. Always promoting the phallocracy... I'm kidding Droz." --Sam
  3. ...lighten the fuck up. :)

phra·s·a·lo·gis·tics
(frz-ä-l-js-tks)
n. pl.

  1. The way in which words and phrases are combined to have a new meaning.
  2. A set of expressions used by marketing and management to make something sound sweet.

pho·tain·ment
(f-tn-mnt)
n.

  1. A system designed to prevent the accidental release of quantums of electromagnetic energy.
  2. A phone call that amuses, pleases, or diverts, especially a crank call to a phone sex line.

pic·tion·ar·y
(pk-sh-nr-)
n.

pis·tiv·i·ty
(ps-tv--t)
n.

  1. The quality or condition of being super-pissed.
  2. The degree of response of a person or animal to actions, especially to actions of a specified intention.
  3. Quick! Let's poke it with a stick!

pix·e·li·cious
(pk-s-lsh-s)
adj.

  1. The highly pleasing unit of composition of an image on a TV or monitor.
  2. A very pleasant or delightful compilation of pixels.
  3. Kasumi, Lulu, Mai, Sophitia... need I say more? ;)

pres·tone
(prs-tn)
n.

  1. The #1-selling antifreeze/coolant in the U.S.
  2. A gem or precious stone that is in a very fast tempo, usually considered to be faster than allegro.
  3. http://www.prestone.com

pre·vacid
(pr-vs-d)
n.

  1. To keep chemicals that yield hydrogen ions when dissolved in water from occuring.
  2. Studies show that the most common side effects of Prevacid are diarrhea, abdominal pain, anal leakage, and nausea.
  3. http://www.prevacid.com

pun·ny
(pn-)
adj.

  1. Causing sympathy laughter or amusement, due to the obvious lack of hilarity.
  2. A play on words, that really wasn't funny. Often noted by the addition of "Get it?"

pyre·fly
(pr-fl)
n. pl. fire·flies

  1. Any of various nocturnal beetles, characteristically having luminescent and combustible chemicals that produce a strong often multi-colored light.
  2. The dreams of the fayth reach through the spirit of the summoner... and that which is unreal becomes real for all to see! Or maybe not, who knows? And that, as they say, is that.

quik·rete
(kwk-rt)
adj.

  1. http://www.quikrete.com
  2. Rumored to be the fastest drying conrete this side of the universe.

quadra·steer
(kwd-rä-stîr)
adj.


  1. A young ox, especially one castrated before sexual maturity... with increased maneuverability.
  2. A vehicle that uses four wheel steering, but with a sweet copyrightable name!
  3. Maybe they should spend less time designing overly complex steering systems and more time making their trucks less likely to roll over and kill people. :P

rab·ite
(rb-t)
n.

  1. Any of various burrowing animals having long ears, short tails, and no visible legs or paws to speak of.
  2. Watch out for the black rabite, he's a nasty one.

raz·ba·scone
(rz-bä-skn)
n. pl. raz·ba·scones

  1. Those raspberry scones sold at Dunkin Donuts.
  2. They are really good.

re·en·ac·tor
(r-n-k-tr)
n.

  1. A theatrical performer that reenacts things such as a historical battle.
  2. http://www.reenactor.net
  3. Apparently web design skills are not a requirement to become a reenactor.

ren·e·sis
(rn--ss)
n.

  1. The coming into being of an engine that uses a triangular rotor that revolves around a shaft.
  2. 250 hp @ 8,500 and 162 lb-ft of torque @ 7,500.
  3. Lets hope this one won't blow up quite so much. ;)

rep·re·sent·i·fy·ing
(rp-r-znt--f-ng)
v.

  1. To be in the process of standing for or symbolize.
  2. I'm not even sure, but it was used here and I knew it needed to be added.

re·ven·geance
(r-vn-jns)
v.

  1. The infliction of punishment in return for a wrong committed... again.
  2. A desire for revenge so great, you have to do it all over again.

ri·cock·u·lous
(r-kk-y-ls)
adj.

  1. Deserving or inspiring more ridicule then needed; too absurd, preposterous, or silly.
  2. An adult male of various bird species deserving or inspiring much ridicule.

ro·borg
(r-bôrg)
n.

  1. A mechanical device that sometimes resembles a human who has certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices.
  2. http://www.gigantor.org

ro·bot·i·cide
(r-bt--sd)
n.

  1. The killing of one robot by a hu-mon, or another robot.
  2. Robots have rights too.
  3. No disassemble!

ro·bo·toy
(r-b-toi)
n. pl. robotoys

  1. A mechanical device that sometimes resembles a human designed to be played with by children.
  2. http://www.robotoys.com

ro·bo·tron
(r-b-trn)
n.

  1. A stable subatomic particle in the robotic family.
  2. In the year 2084, machines have turned against us... you are our only hope! Stop the Robotron Army!
  3. I just sit here in my shelter.. pass time with my robot friend...

rock·strol·o·gy
(rk-strl--j)
n.

  1. The study of the positions and decisions of celebrities in the belief that a group of psychics have an influence on the course of natural earthly occurrences and human affairs.
  2. A show on VH1, with psychics predicting the future of celebrities... yeah I know.

room·ba
(rm-b)
n.

  1. A space that is or may be occupied by a dance of Cuban origin, combining complex footwork with a pronounced movement of the hips.
  2. http://www.roombavac.com

sac·ri·li·cious
(sk-r-lsh-s)
adj.

  1. An act that is highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, and also offensive to a religious group or organization.
  2. Something that is both sacrilegious, and filled with flavor i.e. eating a steak with a hindu; eating a porkchop with a muslim; stealing the package of christ-wafers from a priest and chowing down.

sar·cas·ti·me·ter
(sär-ks-t-m-tr)
n.

  1. Any of various devices designed to measure the amount or volume of sarcasm.
  2. Ohh.. A sarcastimeter, thats a good idea.

sa·tam·bu·lance
(st-m-by-lns)
n.

  1. The profoundly evil adversary of God, used to transport the sick or injured.
  2. An ambulance capable of popping wheelies and rumored to be posessed by the devil.
  3. Episode 13 -- Monster Garage

sawz·all
(sôz-ôl)
n.

  1. A tool operated by hand, capable of sawing through just about anything.
  2. Now available in an impact resistant carrying case!
  3. http://www.milwaukeetools.com

sci·en·tol·o·gy
(s-n-tl--j)
n. pl. sci·en·tol·o·gies

  1. Scientology is an applied religious philosophy.
  2. Some crazy cult that L. Ron Hubbard helped create over a $20 bet.
  3. http://www.scientology.org

sci·en·twist
(s-n-twst)
n.

  1. A person having expert knowledge of one or more sciences, especially in adding water to the rainbow colored powder that turns a cool neon color!
  2. Rainbow powder! Mega-refreshing taste!
  3. Why does the Kool-aid man, who has no human anatomy to speak of need pants?

scromp
(skrmp)
v.

  1. To play or frolic sexually; A lighthearted shag.
  2. The brits made it up, don't look at me. :)

sea·ci·e·ty
(s-s--t)
n.

  1. A group of brine shrimp broadly distinguished from other groups by mutual interests, participation in characteristic relationships, shared institutions, 10 gallons of semen, and a common culture.
  2. sea people + sea men = seaciety

se·cu·ri·fy
(s-kyr--f)
v.

  1. To impart physical strength so that something is free from risk or danger.
  2. http://www.securify.com

sex·iled
(sg-zld)
n.

  1. Enforced removal from one's sex life often imposed by a wife, girlfriend, or a venereal disease.
  2. To be banished by your roomate for the purpose of him and his girlfriend of having sex.
  3. They probbly used the livingroom, kitchen, made a lot of noise, and used props. So I suggest you buy some chlorine based disinfectant and don't ever touch the remote control again.

sex·lex·i·a
(sks-lk-s-)
n.

  1. A learning disorder marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend sexual intercourse.
  2. "I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?" --Zap Brannigan

sex·or·cist
(sk-sôr-sst)
n.

  1. Someone who uses sex to free someone from evil spirits or malign influences.
  2. It is the year 2114. The latest technological breakthrough comes in the form of Silhouettes, powerful robots that can be controlled by sheer thought.

sex·sa·tion·al
(sks-s-sh-nl)
adj.

  1. Sex that aroused strong curiosity, interest, or reaction, especially by exaggerated or lurid positions.
  2. A man or woman that looks amazingly sexy, often beyond all comprehension allowed by the human senses.

shack·ces·so·ry
(shk-ss--r)
n. pl. shack·ces·so·ries

  1. A small, crudely built cabin with nonessential but desirable items that contribute to an effect or result, such as a cable TV descrambler.
  2. Come discover many more shackcessories only at RadioShack!
  3. Hah, and you thought I made most of this shit up. The jokes write themselves people. :)

shit·ade
(sht-d)
n.

  1. A drink made of shit, water, and sugar.
  2. When life gives you shit, you make shitade.

shit·tas·tic
(sht-ts-tk)
adj.

  1. To defecate in a quaint or strange form, conception, or appearance.
  2. A positively cynical way of looking at an awful situation.

siz·zle·va·la·tion
(sz-l-v-l-shn)
n.

  1. An advanced state of intellectual, cultural, and material development in human society, marked by progress in the grill and charcoal industry.
  2. The point after taking a highway exit where you think you've driven too far and are about to turn around when you finally find signs of civilization.

ska·llow·een
(sk-l--wn)
n.

  1. October 31, celebrated in the Utah Valley.
  2. Ska treats for all.

ska·ma·ged·don
(skär-m-gd-n)
n.

  1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good ska and evil ska, prophesied to occur at the end of the world.
  2. A ska conflict of dynamic proportions that you should not miss.

skanks·giv·ing
(skngks-gv-ng)
n.

  1. The last thursday in November in which a group of women who are digustingly foul or filthy come together to say thanks.
  2. http://www.skanksgiving.com
  3. "So, ladies, are you ready to skank it up?" --Leon Phelps

skil·liards
(skl-yrdz)
n. pl.

  1. Proficiency that is acquired or developed through a game played with ivory balls on a cloth-covered, rectangular table, bounded by elastic cushions.
  2. http://skilliards.com

skil·saw
(skl-sô)
n.

  1. Any of various tools, either hand-operated or power-driven, having a thin metal blade or disk with a sharp, usually toothed edge that require a certain proficiency, facility, or dexterity.
  2. http://www.skil.com

slide·ways
(sld-wz)
adj.

  1. The motion of an object oriented at 45 degrees or more, contradictory to its intended point of travel.
  2. Where slippery surface conditions dictate the cars behavior more then engine power.
  3. http://www.teamoneil.com

slush·box
(slsh-bks)
n.

  1. An assembly of parts including the speed-changing gears and the propeller shaft by which the power is transmitted from an automobile engine to a live axle through a greasy fat like substance.
  2. ...but all the best drag cars are automatics!

smack·tard
(smk-tärd)
n. pl. smack·tards

  1. A person so mentally damaged that they incite the desire for physical violence to their person.
  2. http://www.smacktard.com

snau·sage
(snô-sj)
n. pl. snau·sages

  1. The scrumptious, bite-sized treat that's fun for your dog to eat!
  2. http://www.snausages.com

sof·tub
(sôf-tb)
n.

  1. http://www.softub.com
  2. It's the go anywhere anytime hot tub.. No, I don't understand the need either..
  3. A wide, clumsy, slow-moving boat which yields readily to pressure or weight.

sof·pool
(sôf-pl)
n.

  1. An easily molded, cut, or worked body of still water.
  2. http://sofpool.com
  3. How to flood the entire fucking neighborhood step 1.

so·lar·caine
(s-lr-kn)
n.

  1. A colorless or white crystalline alkaloid, extracted from coca leaves, using or operated by energy derived from the sun.
  2. Sunburn relief that doesn't reek quite as bad as Noxzema.

son·ic·are
(sn--kâr)
n.

  1. Attentive assistance or treatment using methods relating to audible sound.
  2. The Sonic Toothbrush.
  3. http://www.sonicare.com

spang·lish
(spng-lsh)
adj.

  1. Of or relating to Spain or its people or culture in a pure satirical sense.
  2. "I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!" --Brad Pitt (The Mexican)

spank·tas·tic
(spngk-ts-tk)
adj.

  1. So quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance it deserves a slap on the buttocks with the open hand.
  2. Designed so wonderful or superb it seems as if its for punishment.

spray·ol·o·gy
(spr-l--j)
n.

  1. The application of science, especially to water or other liquid moving in a mass.
  2. Spray it in your mouth!? o.O;
  3. http://www.sprayology.com

star·cade
(stär-kd)
n.


  1. An 80's game show where contestants compete by answering trivia questions about video games and by playing video games.
  2. I can't possibly make fun of it anymore then it manages to do by itself.

starr·cade
(stär-kd)
n.

  1. A famous Pay-Per-View Wrestling event started by the NWA.
  2. The first one aired November 24, 1983 in Greensboro, NC. The last one in December 17, 2000 in Washington, DC.
  3. ..and you thought you couldn't learn anything useful here ;)

steal·er·ship
(st-lr-shp)
n. pl. steal·er·ships

  1. A business established or operated under an authorization to steal or overcharge for a company's goods or services in a particular area.
  2. "..goddamn stealership tried to sell me an EVO VIII for $5,000 over MSRP!!"

stick·er·charge
(stk-r-chärj)
v.

  1. To use gummed or adhesive labels to saturate something in the hopes it increases its performance.
  2. No, they didn't make a 1988 Integra Type-R GT-R STi RS4 Avanti... with VTEC. ;)

strap·ple·ber·ry
(str-p-l-br-)
n.

  1. A firm, edible, usually rounded aggregate fruit that consists of a red fleshy edible receptacle and numerous seedlike fruitlets
  2. http://www.wrigley.com

strat·e·gery
(strät--jr-)
nj.

  1. The changeable sometimes fickle science and art of military command as applied to the overall planning and conduct of large-scale combat operations.
  2. The one word that defines Bush Jr.'s presidency.

strip·per·el·la
(strp--rl-)
n.

  1. A performer who provides erotic entertainment by undressing to music that unexpectedly achieves recognition or success after a period of obscurity and neglect.
  2. *sigh* To think, I used to have so much respect for Stan Lee. I mean, he created fucking Spider-Man. *I've* had better fucking comic book ideas than stripperella.

suck·tac·u·lar
(sk-tk-y-lr)
adj.

  1. A single dramatic sucking of unusual length or lavishness.
  2. That which sucks in a spectacular fashion. i.e. I crashed my Ultima GTR. That was sucktacular.

suck·ti·tude
(sk-t-td)
adj.

  1. A position of the body or manner of carrying oneself in a way that sucks.
  2. The orientation of an aircraft's axes relative to how quickly it will impact with the ground and burst into flames.

sum·trac·tion
(sm-trk-shn)
n.

  1. The arithmetic operation of adding negative numbers in order to subtract them.
  2. 2-1 = 2+(-1)

sus·pec·tive
(s-spk-tv)
n.

  1. To surmise to be true that a member of a police force, who investigates crimes should not be trusted.
  2. A retardation of the word suspicious. i.e. I just saw a very suspective person.

synth·e·cide
(snth--sd)
n.

  1. The act or an instance of intentionally killing oneself or others with a synthesizer.
  2. The destruction or ruin of one's own synthesized music: i.e. Damnit! My breakdown just commited synthecide!

tele·frag
(tl--frg)
v.

  1. A method of killing an enemy through the use of teleportation.
  2. http://www.telefragged.com

tel·e·pa·thet·ic
(tl--p-tht-k)
adj.

  1. Using telepathic powers for the purpose of accomplishing menial or worthless tasks.
  2. Having the ability to read someones mind, once they answer this small 500 question survey.
  3. The Pet Psychic

thou·sand·aire
(thou-znd-âr)
n.

  1. A person whose wealth amounts to at least a thousand dollars, pounds, or the equivalent in other currency.
  2. Bah, that's nothing! I'm a multi-thousandaire!

threeve
(thr-v)
n.

  1. The cardinal number equal to somewhere between three and five.
  2. After the third, but before the fifth in a set or sequence.
  3. "..and you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign..."

thun·der·clees
(thn-dr-klz)
n.

  1. A totally sweet robot, that lives next door to Brak.
  2. http://www.adultswim.com/shows/brak

tire·flys
(tr-flz)
n.

  1. Motion activated valve stem lights.
  2. At least +0.3hp @ 9,500 RPM.
  3. http://www.tireflys.com

tour·ror·ist
(tr-r-st)
n. pl. tour·ror·ists

  1. One that engages in acts or an act of terrorism, while on vacation.
  2. Usually a clearly misguided and attention deprived sibling, that wants to be the biggest pain in the ass they possibly can be.

trance·mis·sion
(trns-msh-n)
n.

  1. A mission apparently to bring kicking trance beats to the world.
  2. If your mechanic spells it like this, he is either on something or should be.

trance·port
(trns-pôrt)
v.

  1. Bringing you to a place of trance music like you've never experienced.
  2. A futuristic elevator, possibly from the year 3535.

trans·lu·mi·num
(trns-l-m-nm)
n.

  1. A silvery-white, ductile, and completely translucent metallic element found primarily in bauxite.
  2. Used to make Wonder Woman's invisible jet I'd imagine.
  3. Ten bucks says it causes cancer.

trash·ter·oid
(trsh-t-roid)
n.

  1. Any of numerous small celestial bodies found in space and composed entirely of worthless or discarded material or objects.
  2. Episode 8 -- Futurama
  3. ..it was also used on a Lloyd in Space episode on the... uh Disney Channel.. there was nothing else on!

trave·loc·i·ty
(trv--ls--t)
n.

  1. To go from one place to another with swiftness or speed of motion.
  2. http://www.travelocity.com

tread·al
(trd-l)
n. pl. tread·als

  1. A pair of foot-operated rotating belts atached to a crank.
  2. http://www.treadclimber.com
  3. Just imagine if the treadmill part gets out of sync with the pedal part. o.O;

trek·tac·u·lar
(trk-tk-y-lr)
n.

  1. A impressive or sensational journey, often made on foot.
  2. An elaborate display of Star Trek episodes.

turbo·net·ics
(tûr-b-nt-ks)
n.

  1. http://www.turboneticsinc.com
  2. The study and development of exhaust-driven turbines to maintain air-intake pressure especially in high-performance cars.

turbo·ni·um
(tûr-b-n-m)
n.

  1. A metallic element, lime green in nature, resembling a vehicle that uses an exhaust-driven turbine to maintain air-intake pressure.
  2. http://www.turbonium.com

twelve·teen
(twlv-tn)
n.

  1. The cardinal number that is equal to the sum of 12 + You going to jail.
  2. A girl whom you could've sworn was 18, and now you feel dirty.

twin·cest
(twn-sst)
n.

  1. Sexual relations between two offspring born at the same birth.
  2. It boggles the mind... especially if both of them are unobtanium.. *aneurism*

un·der·por·ta·ble
(n-dr-pôr-t-bl)
adj.

  1. Incapable of being transferred from one place to another.
  2. Something, such as an HP Color LaserJet 4500C or a 30 story building, that would be next to impossible to be carried or moved with ease.

un·fooled
(n-fl-d)
v. tr.

  1. To remove all confusion or prove right, after proving wrong.
  2. Simply unfooled around with.

uni·chip
(y-n-chp)
n.

  1. A piece of electronics for a car's ECU that allows you to modify fuel/timing/boost/etc.
  2. http://www.dastek.co.za
  3. The UTEC is better, but if you buy one make sure you buy a harness so there is no need to cut wires.

un·ob·ta·ni·um
(n-b-t-n-m)
n.

  1. An infinitely strong, zero-density, corrosion-proof, metallic element that never occurs and would be used to build machines that need to defy physics.
  2. A girlfriend, whom not only is sexsational, she also believes that you should play video games all day while she makes out with her bisexual friends in front of you. Later, she plans on baking a pie for you and street-racing in her self-built 9 second Honda Prelude.

un·vi·ta·tion
(n-v-t-shn)
n.

  1. A spoken or written request for someone's presence or participation to something they knew you couldn't attend.
  2. My ex-girlfriend invited me to her birthday party at her fiancé's house.

va·ca·tion·ship
(v-k-shn-shp)
n.

  1. A romantic or sexual involvement that only lasts for a period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation.
  2. While on vaction you meet someone who later follows you around, wants to hang out with you, wastes your time, and then makes outrageous requests like: "Why can't you give up law school, and live with me in Ibiza."

veg·a·mas·ti·cate
(vj--ms-t-kt)
v. tr.

  1. To chew vegitation of some sort, possibly cud, most likely celery. Origin undetermined, though obviously of a uniquely German "precision"
  2. Of, relating to, or derived from chewing vegetables or plants.

ver·ba·get·ic
(vûrb--jtk)
adj.

  1. Someone who speaks using words well above and beyond what you're accustomed to.
  2. A person who tries to get away with using words like indomitable and bravado in everyday discussions.

ve·ri·zon
(vû-r-zn)
n. pl. ve·ri·zons

  1. The vertical intersection of the earth and sky where you get unlimited free long distance.
  2. http://www.verizon.com

view·ti·ful
(vy-t-fl)
nj.


  1. Something kept in aim or sight having qualities that delight the senses.
  2. "I'm Joe.. Viewtiful Joe! Not bad Huh?" --Viewtiful Joe

vi·ta·ball
(v-t-bôl)
n.

  1. Any of various organic substances essential in minute amounts for normal growth and activity of the body and contained neatly in a spherical object or entity.
  2. http://www.vitaball.com

vod·ka·ti·ni
(vd-k-t-n)
n. pl. vod·ka·ti·nis

  1. A cocktail made of Absolut vodka and dry vermouth.
  2. "Vodka Martini, shaken.. not stirred." --James Bond

wa·ter·mi·ser
(wô-tr-m-zr) n. pl. wa·ter·mi·sers

  1. One who lives very meagerly in order to hoard water.
  2. A greedy, colorless, odorless, and avaricious liquid.
  3. Its written on the front of my dishwasher, I don't get it either.

web·tend·er
(wb-tn-dr)
n. pl. web·tend·ers

  1. One who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a website.
  2. An internet cafe that allows you to order alcohol.
  3. http://www.webtender.com

wik·i·pe·di·a
(wk--p-d-)
n. pl. wik·i·pe·di·as

  1. A multilingual project to create a complete and accurate open content encyclopedia.
  2. http://www.wikipedia.org

zoom·tard
(zm-tärd)
n. pl. zoom·tards

  1. To move or proceed slowly whilst being under the impression one is moving very fast.
  2. Used as a disparaging term for a person considered to be completely inept at doing anything fast, like driving.
  3. VRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!

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