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un·der·por·ta·ble
(n-dr-pôr-t-bl)
adj.

1. Incapable of being transferred from one place to another.
2. Something, such as an HP Color LaserJet 4500C or a 30 story building, that would be next to impossible to be carried or moved with ease.

un·fooled
(n-fl-d)
v. tr.

1. To remove all confusion or prove right, after proving wrong.
2. Simply unfooled around with.

uni·chip
(y-n-chp)
n.

1. A piece of electronics for a car’s ECU that allows you to modify fuel/timing/boost/etc.
2. http://www.dastek.co.za
3. The UTEC is better, but if you buy one make sure you buy a harness so there is no need to cut wires.

un·ob·ta·ni·um
(n-b-t-n-m)
n.

1. An infinitely strong, zero-density, corrosion-proof, metallic element that never occurs and would be used to build machines that need to defy physics.
2. A girlfriend, whom not only is sexsational, she also believes that you should play video games all day while she makes out with her bisexual friends in front of you. Later, she plans on baking a pie for you and street-racing in her self-built 9 second Honda Prelude.

un·vi·ta·tion
(n-v-t-shn)
n.

1. A spoken or written request for someone’s presence or participation to something they knew you couldn’t attend.
2. My ex-girlfriend invited me to her birthday party at her fiancé’s house.

u·rine·vit·ed
(yr-n-vt-d)
tr. v.

1. Formally requested the presence of a pale yellow fluid excreted by the kidneys.
2. I love a little dose of cyanide and happiness…