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tele·frag
(tl--frg)
v.

1. A method of killing an enemy through the use of teleportation.
2. http://www.telefragged.com

tel·e·pa·thet·ic
(tl--p-tht-k)
adj.

1. Using telepathic powers for the purpose of accomplishing menial or worthless tasks.
2. Having the ability to read someones mind, once they answer this small 500 question survey.
3. The Pet Psychic

ter·ri·bad
(tr--bd)
adj.

1. Extremely unpleasant, or disturbing.
2. ‘Gemming your World of Warcraft Tier 8 resto druid gloves for spirit is terribad – use haste gems instead’

thou·sand·aire
(thou-znd-âr)
n.

1. A person whose wealth amounts to at least a thousand dollars, pounds, or the equivalent in other currency.
2. Bah, that’s nothing! I’m a multi-thousandaire!

threeve
(thr-v)
n.

1. The cardinal number equal to somewhere between three and five.
2. After the third, but before the fifth in a set or sequence.
3. “..and you wagered… Texas with a dollar sign…”

thun·der·cleese
(thn-dr-klz)
n.

1. A totally sweet robot, that lives next door to Brak.
2. http://www.adultswim.com/shows/thebrakshow/

tire·flys
(tr-flz)
n.

1. Motion activated valve stem lights.
2. At least +0.3hp @ 9,500 RPM.
3. http://www.tireflys.com

tour·ror·ist
(tr-r-st)
n. pl. tour·ror·ists

1. One that engages in acts or an act of terrorism, while on vacation.
2. Usually a clearly misguided and attention deprived sibling, that wants to be the biggest pain in the ass they possibly can be.

trance·mis·sion
(trns-msh-n)
n.

1. A mission apparently to bring kicking trance beats to the world.
2. If your mechanic spells it like this, he is either on something or should be.

trance·port
(trns-pôrt)
v.

1. Bringing you to a place of trance music like you’ve never experienced.
2. A futuristic elevator, possibly from the year 3535.

trans·lu·mi·num
(trns-l-m-nm)
n.

1. A silvery-white, ductile, and completely translucent metallic element found primarily in bauxite.
2. Used to make Wonder Woman’s invisible jet I’d imagine.
3. Ten bucks says it causes cancer.

trash·ter·oid
(trsh-t-roid)
n.

1. Any of numerous small celestial bodies found in space and composed entirely of worthless or discarded material or objects.
2. Episode 8 — Futurama
3. ..it was also used on a Lloyd in Space episode on the… uh Disney Channel.. there was nothing else on!

trave·loc·i·ty
(trv--ls--t)
n.

1. To go from one place to another with swiftness or speed of motion.
2. http://www.travelocity.com

tread·al
(trd-l)
n. pl. tread·als

1. A pair of foot-operated rotating belts atached to a crank.
2. http://www.treadclimber.com
3. Just imagine if the treadmill part gets out of sync with the pedal part. o.O;

trek·tac·u·lar
(trk-tk-y-lr)
n.

1. A impressive or sensational journey, often made on foot.
2. An elaborate display of Star Trek episodes.

turbo·net·ics
(tûr-b-nt-ks)
n.

1. http://www.turboneticsinc.com
2. The study and development of exhaust-driven turbines to maintain air-intake pressure especially in high-performance cars.

turbo·ni·um
(tûr-b-n-m)
n.

1. A metallic element, lime green in nature, resembling a vehicle that uses an exhaust-driven turbine to maintain air-intake pressure.
2. http://yeahthatcommercial.com/video.php?id=175

twelp·force
(twlp-fôrs)
n.

1. A unit of a Best Buy’s technical personnel committed to giving aid or assistance over Twitter.
2. http://twitter.com/Twelpforce
3. Really? I mean really?

twelve·teen
(twlv-tn)
n.

1. The cardinal number that is equal to the sum of 12 + You going to jail.
2. A girl whom you could’ve sworn was 18, and now you feel dirty.

twin·cest
(twn-sst)
n.

1. Sexual relations between two offspring born at the same birth.
2. It boggles the mind… especially if both of them are unobtanium.. *aneurism*

two·geth·er
(t-gth-r)
adv.

1. A joint or cooperative effort by two people.
2. In affairs of the heart, sometimes your body makes all the decisions.