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sac·ri·li·cious
(sk-r-lsh-s)
adj.

1. An act that is highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, and also offensive to a religious group or organization.
2. Something that is both sacrilegious, and filled with flavor i.e. eating a steak with a hindu; eating a porkchop with a muslim; stealing the package of christ-wafers from a priest and chowing down.

sar·cas·ti·me·ter
(sär-ks-t-m-tr)
n.

1. Any of various devices designed to measure the amount or volume of sarcasm.
2. Ohh.. A sarcastimeter, thats a good idea.

sa·tam·bu·lance
(st-m-by-lns)
n.

1. The profoundly evil adversary of God, used to transport the sick or injured.
2. An ambulance capable of popping wheelies and rumored to be posessed by the devil.
3. Episode 13 — Monster Garage

sawz·all
(sôz-ôl)
n.

1. A tool operated by hand, capable of sawing through just about anything.
2. Now available in an impact resistant carrying case!
3. http://www.milwaukeetool.com

sci·en·tol·o·gy
(s-n-tl--j)
n. pl. sci·en·tol·o·gies

1. Scientology is an applied religious philosophy.
2. Some crazy cult that L. Ron Hubbard helped create over a $20 bet.
3. http://www.scientology.org

sci·en·twist
(s-n-twst)
n.

1. A person having expert knowledge of one or more sciences, especially in adding water to the rainbow colored powder that turns a cool neon color!
2. Rainbow powder! Mega-refreshing taste!
3. Why does the Kool-aid man, who has no human anatomy to speak of need pants?

scrip·tac·u·lous
(skrp-tk-y-ls)
adj.

1. An astonishingly impressive style of writing with cursive characters.
2. It’s Javascript used to do that trick bullshit you see in everyone’s ‘web 2.0′ gallery lately.

scromp
(skrmp)
v.

1. To play or frolic sexually; A lighthearted shag.
2. The brits made it up, don’t look at me.

sea·ci·e·ty
(s-s--t)
n.

1. A group of brine shrimp broadly distinguished from other groups by mutual interests, participation in characteristic relationships, shared institutions, 10 gallons of semen, and a common culture.
2. sea people + sea men = seaciety

se·cu·ri·fy
(s-kyr--f)
v.

1. To impart physical strength so that something is free from risk or danger.
2. http://www.securify.com

se·cur·o·sis
(s-kyr--ss)
n.

1. A chronic disease of the liver characterized by the replacement of normal tissue with fibrous tissue and the loss of functional liver cells that is free from danger or attack.
2. Information Security Research & Analysis
3. Someone in marketing didn’t think this one through.

sex·iled
(sg-zld)
n.

1. Enforced removal from one’s sex life often imposed by a wife, girlfriend, or a venereal disease.
2. To be banished by your roomate for the purpose of him and his girlfriend of having sex.
3. They probbly used the livingroom, kitchen, made a lot of noise, and used props. So I suggest you buy some chlorine based disinfectant and don’t ever touch the remote control again.

sex·lex·i·a
(sks-lk-s-)
n.

1. A learning disorder marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend sexual intercourse.
2. “I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?” –Zap Brannigan

sex·or·cist
(sk-sôr-sst)
n.

1. Someone who uses sex to free someone from evil spirits or malign influences.
2. It is the year 2114. The latest technological breakthrough comes in the form of Silhouettes, powerful robots that can be controlled by sheer thought.

sex·sa·tion·al
(sks-s-sh-nl)
adj.

1. Sex that aroused strong curiosity, interest, or reaction, especially by exaggerated or lurid positions.
2. A man or woman that looks amazingly sexy, often beyond all comprehension allowed by the human senses.

sext·ing
(skst-ng)
v.

1. To send a sexually explicit text message.
2. Usage of a navigational instrument containing a graduated 60-degree arc.

shack·ces·so·ry
(shk-ss--r)
n. pl. shack·ces·so·ries

1. A small, crudely built cabin with nonessential but desirable items that contribute to an effect or result, such as a cable TV descrambler.
2. Come discover many more shackcessories only at RadioShack!
3. Hah, and you thought I made most of this shit up. The jokes write themselves people.

shit·ade
(sht-d)
n.

1. A drink made of shit, water, and sugar.
2. When life gives you shit, you make shitade.

shit·na·do
(sht-nd)
n.

1. A rotating column of shit ranging in width from a few yards to more than a mile and spinning at violently high speeds.
2. A category five shit storm.

shit·tas·tic
(sht-ts-tk)
adj.

1. To defecate in a quaint or strange form, conception, or appearance.
2. A positively cynical way of looking at an awful situation.

shock·late
(shk-lt)
n.

1. A severe offense to one’s sense of propriety or decency that is fermented, roasted, shelled, and ground.
2. It’s like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOOOOORM!!

siz·zle·va·la·tion
(sz-l-v-l-shn)
n.

1. An advanced state of intellectual, cultural, and material development in human society, marked by progress in the grill and charcoal industry.
2. The point after taking a highway exit where you think you’ve driven too far and are about to turn around when you finally find signs of civilization.

ska·llow·een
(sk-l--wn)
n.

1. October 31, celebrated in the Utah Valley.
2. Ska treats for all.

ska·ma·ged·don
(skär-m-gd-n)
n.

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good ska and evil ska, prophesied to occur at the end of the world.
2. A ska conflict of dynamic proportions that you should not miss.

skanks·giv·ing
(skngks-gv-ng)
n.

1. The last thursday in November in which a group of women who are digustingly foul or filthy come together to say thanks.
2. http://www.skanksgiving.com
3. “So, ladies, are you ready to skank it up?” –Leon Phelps

skele·bration
(skl--br-shn)
n.

1. To extol or praise the internal structure composed of bone and cartilage that protects and supports the soft organs, tissues, and other sensitive bits.
2. A super scary halloween hayride. Wait, maybe I am not adding the right emphasis. A SUPER sCaRy– I give up.
3. It’s a celebration by skeletons. Get it? No? Yeah.. I know.

skil·liards
(skl-yrdz)
n. pl.

1. Proficiency that is acquired or developed through a game played with ivory balls on a cloth-covered, rectangular table, bounded by elastic cushions.
2. This sport is a mixture between miniature golf and billiards.

skil·saw
(skl-sô)
n.

1. Any of various tools, either hand-operated or power-driven, having a thin metal blade or disk with a sharp, usually toothed edge that require a certain proficiency, facility, or dexterity.
2. http://www.skil.com

skul·let
(skl-lt)
n.

1. A hairstyle that is formed by cutting the hair short enough on the the top to expose the bony framework of the head.
2. I am sure the party is still in the back, but what fucking business necessitates a bald head?
3. Seriously, they look like they are those pale ghost things in one of the shitty Matrix sequels.

sk·un·gle
(sk-n-gl)
n.

1. An area of land rife with popular Jamaican music.
2. A fusion of Ska and Jungle music.
3. Kick up your heels to this one.

slide·ways
(sld-wz)
adj.

1. The motion of an object oriented at 45 degrees or more, contradictory to its intended point of travel.
2. Where slippery surface conditions dictate the cars behavior more then engine power.
3. http://www.teamoneil.com

slush·box
(slsh-bks)
n.

1. An assembly of parts including the speed-changing gears and the propeller shaft by which the power is transmitted from an automobile engine to a live axle through a greasy fat like substance.
2. …but all the best drag cars are automatics!

smack·tard
(smk-tärd)
n. pl. smack·tards

1. A person so mentally damaged that they incite the desire for physical violence to their person.
2. http://www.smacktard.com

snau·sage
(snô-sj)
n. pl. snau·sages

1. The scrumptious, bite-sized treat that’s fun for your dog to eat!
2. http://www.snausages.com

sof·tub
(sôf-tb)
n.

1. http://www.softub.com
2. It’s the go anywhere anytime hot tub.. No, I don’t understand the need either..
3. A wide, clumsy, slow-moving boat which yields readily to pressure or weight.

sof·pool
(sôf-pl)
n.

1. An easily molded, cut, or worked body of still water.
2. http://sofpool.com
3. How to flood the entire fucking neighborhood step 1.

so·lar·caine
(s-lr-kn)
n.

1. A colorless or white crystalline alkaloid, extracted from coca leaves, using or operated by energy derived from the sun.
2. Sunburn relief that doesn’t reek quite as bad as Noxzema.

son·ic·are
(sn--kâr)
n.

1. Attentive assistance or treatment using methods relating to audible sound.
2. The Sonic Toothbrush.
3. http://www.sonicare.com

so·ros·ti·tute
(s-räs-t-tt)
n. pl. so·ros·ti·tutes

1. A chiefly social organization of women students at a college or university who solicit and accepts payment for sex acts.
2. Probably in a picture somewhere naked or nearly naked throwing a peace sign.
3. Stay classy ladies, stay classy.

spang·lish
(spng-lsh)
adj.

1. Of or relating to Spain or its people or culture in a pure satirical sense.
2. “I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!” –Brad Pitt (The Mexican)

spank·tas·tic
(spngk-ts-tk)

adj.

1. So quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance it deserves a slap on the buttocks with the open hand.
2. Designed so wonderful or superb it seems as if its for punishment.

spoon·i·corn
(spn--kôrn)
n.

1. A fabled creature symbolic of amorous behavior and represented as a man with a single straight penis.
2. The term given to a penis which becomes erect while a man spooning with someone. This term only applies to the big spoon.

spray·ol·o·gy
(spr-l--j)
n.

1. The application of science, especially to water or other liquid moving in a mass.
2. Spray it in your mouth!? o.O;
3. http://www.sprayology.com

star·cade
(stär-kd)
n.

1. An 80’s game show where contestants compete by answering trivia questions about video games and by playing video games.
2. I can’t possibly make fun of it anymore then it manages to do by itself.

starr·cade
(stär-kd)
n.

1. A famous Pay-Per-View Wrestling event started by the NWA.
2. The first one aired November 24, 1983 in Greensboro, NC. The last one in December 17, 2000 in Washington, DC.
3. ..and you thought you couldn’t learn anything useful here

stay·ca·tion
(st-k-shn)
n. pl. stay·ca·tions

1. A period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation wherein no plans for leaving the home are included.
2. “I wanna be baked the whole time. Watch TV, I’ll probably re-watch Gandhi. ” -Paula

steal·er·ship
(st-lr-shp)
n. pl. steal·er·ships

1. A business established or operated under an authorization to steal or overcharge for a company’s goods or services in a particular area.
2. “..goddamn stealership tried to sell me an EVO VIII for $5,000 over MSRP!!”

stick·er·charge
(stk-r-chärj)
v.

1. To use gummed or adhesive labels to saturate something in the hopes it increases its performance.
2. No, they didn’t make a 1988 Integra Type-R GT-R STi RS4 Avanti… with VTEC.

strap·ple·ber·ry
(str-p-l-br-)
n.

1. A firm, edible, usually rounded aggregate fruit that consists of a red fleshy edible receptacle and numerous seedlike fruitlets
2. http://www.wrigley.com

strat·e·gery
(strät--jr-)
nj.

1. The changeable sometimes fickle science and art of military command as applied to the overall planning and conduct of large-scale combat operations.
2. The one word that defines Bush Jr.’s presidency.

strip·per·el·la
(strp--rl-)
n.

1. A performer who provides erotic entertainment by undressing to music that unexpectedly achieves recognition or success after a period of obscurity and neglect.
2. *sigh* To think, I used to have so much respect for Stan Lee. I mean, he created fucking Spider-Man. *I’ve* had better fucking comic book ideas than stripperella.

suck·tac·u·lar
(sk-tk-y-lr)
adj.

1. A single dramatic sucking of unusual length or lavishness.
2. That which sucks in a spectacular fashion. i.e. I crashed my Ultima GTR. That was sucktacular.

suck·ti·tude
(sk-t-td)
adj.

1. A position of the body or manner of carrying oneself in a way that sucks.
2. The orientation of an aircraft’s axes relative to how quickly it will impact with the ground and burst into flames.

sum·trac·tion
(sm-trk-shn)
n.

1. The arithmetic operation of adding negative numbers in order to subtract them.
2. 2-1 = 2+(-1)

sus·pec·tive
(s-spk-tv)
n.

1. To surmise to be true that a member of a police force, who investigates crimes should not be trusted.
2. A retardation of the word suspicious. i.e. I just saw a very suspective person.

synth·e·cide
(snth--sd)
n.

1. The act or an instance of intentionally killing oneself or others with a synthesizer.
2. The destruction or ruin of one’s own synthesized music: i.e. Damnit! My breakdown just commited synthecide!