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mag·neta·tion·al
(mg-n-t-shn-l)
adj.

1. A person, a place, an object, or a situation that exerts attraction around a center or an axis.
2. A transformation of a coordinate system in which the new electromagnetically infused axes have a specified angular proportional displacement from their original position that which blah blah I can type anything I want here and it will show up.

mail·a·zine
(ml-ä-zn)
n.

1. A periodical containing stories, articles and features that is distributed through a postal service.
2. Know: The mailazine for southern Maine.

mal·ter·na·tive
(môl-tûr-n-tv)
n. pl. mal·ter·na·tives

1. An alcoholic beverage existing outside traditional or established institutions or systems.
2. You know.. chix0r drinks like Smirnoff Ice and Bacardi Silver.
3. Also known as ordering a Woodson.

ma·nan·a
(m-nn-)
n.

1. A crescent-shaped adult male human fruit that grows on a tropical or subtropical treelike plant.
2. You’ll feel like a fighter plane made out of biceps!

man·gi·na
(mn-j-n)
n. pl. man·gi·nas

1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus except.. its on a man.
2. A disparaging term for a man who is acting like a total pussy, especially in a situation that does not deem it necessary.
3. Bostonian nickname of former NY Jets head coach Eric Mangini following the spygate scandal.

man·i·mal
(mn--ml)
n.

1. An adult male human that is a brute or beast.
2. A 1983 TV series about a college professor who can turn into any animal he wants or something.
3. The totally sweet word *everyone* uses to make their website/band/AOL name/mom/car/etc. sound fucking cool.

mans·siere
(mn-zîr)
n.

1. A man’s undergarment worn to support and give contour to the man b00bs.
2. It’s ironic that everyone else spells it manzier.. which basically would mean ‘A man who makes brass articles.’

man·tage
(mn-täzh)
n.

1. A relatively rapid succession of different shots in a movie wherein adult male humans show off their masculinity.
2. Coochie coochie coo.

man·u·mat·ic
(mn-y-mt-k)
adj.

1. Acting or operating in a manner essentially independent of external influence or control, but with the appearance that it is not.
2. A machine operated by hand that has little or no impact on the situation.

man·wich
(mn-wch)
n.

1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them served in portions acceptable to an adult male human.
2. http://www.hunts.com

map·blasti·mate
(mp-bl-st-mt)
v.

1. To calculate approximately the effects of a violent explosion on a map.
2. To estimate driving time through the use of MapBlast. “I’m mapblastimating it at about six hours.”

mar·ke·tec·ture
(mär-k-tk-chr)
n.

1. A style and method of design and construction for buying and selling commodities and securities.
2. http://www.marketecture.biz/
3. So drink your Powerade… We have quotas to meet..

math·e·ma·gi·cian
(mth--m-jshn)
n.

1. A person who’s skills in mathematics are so impressive it seems as if they can solve math problems in their head automagically.
2. A magician who can count.

meat·a·tar·i·an
(mt--târ--n)
n.

1. A person who eats primarily or exclusively meat.
2. <3 Bacon.

men·er·gy
(mn-r-j)
n.

1. The capacity for work or vigorous activity by an adult male human.
2. I am telling you, at this rate, you’re going to get deported back to Kenya.

men·tee
(mn-t)
n.

1. An individual at the receiving end of knowledge being imparted by a wise and trusted counselor or teacher.
2. A number of adult male humans grouped together to form a letter T.

mex·i·can·if·us
(mk-s-kn-f-s)
nj.

1. The guy right off the U-Haul truck, wearing a t-shirt that says “Daddy’s little princess” because he doesn’t understand a word of english.
2. The action of Cheech & Chong in the movie “Up in Smoke” when they convert the van into a low-rider.
3. When a person wants to buy an amp for the free subs – when they already HAVE subs to put into their 1971 Toyota Corolla.

Mex·i·troop·er
(mk-s-tr-pr)
n.

1. A native or inhabitant of Mexico who is a member of a unit of cavalry.
2. Badges!? We don’t need no stinking badges!

min·ten·si·ty
(mn-tn-s-t)
n.

1. A member of the mint family with exceptionally great concentration, power, or force..
2. ..and HyperFighting.
3. http://www.wrigley.com

mock·u·men·ta·ry
(mk-y-mn-t-r)
n. pl. mock·u·men·ta·ries

1. A work, such as a film or television program, presenting political, social, or historical subject matter in a ridiculing and contemptuous manner.
2. Eugene Levy and Conan O’Brien discussed this on April 8th, 2003.. Conan actually explained the making of the word.

monk·i·fi·ca·tion
(mngk--f-k-shn)
n.

1. The science of fortifying completely with monkeys.
2. The act of making someone a member of a brotherhood living in a monastery.

mon·ste·ra·ti
(mn-st-rä-t)
n.

1. An imaginary or legendary car that combines parts from various cars or car parts.
2. Built in 1957 by Bill Janowski.
3. Epic. Fucking epic. They say the necessity is the mother of all inventions, and it’s cars like this that make me want an engineering degree.

mul·ti·verse
(ml-t-vûrs)
n.

1. All matter and energy, including the planets, galaxies, and universes, regarded as a whole.
2. http://www.multiverse.com