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kicks·ol·o·gy
(kks-l--j)
n.

1. The application of science, especially to that of sports footwear.
2. “The study of phat kicks for your ballin pleasure” –Deacon

kill·op·er·a·tion
(kl-p--r-shn)
n.

1. The act of making co-workers murder each other in order to improve productivity.
2. The association of professionals or businesses for agreeable, usually homicidal, benefit.

ki·lo·pound
(k-l-pound)
n. pl. ki·lo·pounds

1. 1000 pounds of force.
2. The absurd bastard child of the english and metric system. Used solely by American engineers who still deny the existence of the Metric system.

knight·mare
(nt-mâr)
n. pl. knight·mares

1. A defender, champion, or zealous upholder of a cause or principle that is intensely distressing to others.
2. A dream about a chess piece arousing feelings of intense fear, horror, and usually in the shape of a horse’s head.

Ko·re·o·graph
(kôr---grf)
v.

1. To plan or oversee the act of distilling a situation into a standard, easily repeatable framework for generating a humorous situation.
2. ISO 9000 : OVER, IggDawg humor systems: (Innuendo)? more like (In her end oh).. that’s what she said! Amirite? Balls balls balls.