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hand·i·ca·pa·ble
(hn-d-k-p-bl)
adj.

1. Having the desire or drive despite a physical or mental disability.
2. http://www.handicapable.net

hap·pil·low
(hp-pl)
n.

1. A decorative cushion that is cheerful and willing…
2. …to creep out any possible girls you bring home.
3. It’s neat, but I wonder if it will survive a trip across the room at terminal velocity.

Hel·low·een
(hl--wn)
n.

1. A German power metal band from the ’80s.
2. It is sort of like Halloween, but totally more bad ass because it has the word hell in it.

his·to·rya·thon
(hs-t-r--thn)
adj.

1. A contest of endurance involving over four hours of watching the history channel.
2. http://www.historychannel.com

hor·gy
(hôr-j)
n. pl. hor·gies

1. A revel involving unrestrained indulgence among hobos.
2. A dirty dirty hobo orgy..

ho·tel·i·cop·ter
(h-tl--kp-tr)
n.

1. An aircraft that derives its lift from blades that rotate about an approximately vertical central axis, that is also a hotel.
2. “For the first time in aviation history, the luxury of a five-star hotel room can finally take flight. Experience the luxury, elevate your stay.”
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7UJ66u941g
   

hulka·ma·ni·a
(hlk-m-n-)
n.

1. One, such as a person or object, that is bulky, unwieldy, and filled with an excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire.
2. The first one aired March 31st, 1985 in Madison Square Garden, New York, NY.

hun·dred·aire
(hn-drd-âr)
n.

1. A person whose wealth amounts to at least a hundred dollars, pounds, or the equivalent in other currency.
2. Wow… I’m a multi-hundredaire!