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faga·tron·ic
(fg--trn-k)
adj.

1. Of or relating to music that is poorly produced or altered by electronic means, such as a Speak `N Spell hooked up to a Casio keyboard.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man implemented on, or controlled by a computer or computer network.

fang·er
(fn·gr)
n. pl. fang·ers

1. One of the five digits of the hand, consisting entirely of long sharp pointed teeth.
2. Abhijeet has these. They are filled with venom. He uses them when he doesn’t feel like using cobrachucks.

fan·tas·ti·fi·ca·tion
(fn-ts-t-f-k-shn)
adj.

1. A way of explaining something to sound of greater importance.
2. You know, when your friend talked about that one time he fought a polar bear naked, it was a gross fantastification of the truth.

far·scape
(fär-skp)
n.

1. An expanse of scenery many lightyears away that cannot be seen in a single viewing.
2. http://www.farscape.com
3. Sikozu is the hottest, don’t question me.. I know these things.

fas·ti·va
(fst--v)
n.

1. A Ford Festiva capable of acting or moving quickly.
2. http://www.cwstuning.com

feb·to·ber
(fb-t-br)
n.

1. After the second but before the end of the tenth month of the year in the Gregorian calendar.
2. The mythical month in which Atlantis was refloated, Amelia Earhart finally landed her plane, and Sean Connery and Alex Trebek finally managed to be friends.

floor·drobe
(flôr-drb)
n.

1. Articles of clothing in a group, belonging to one person, and placed on the surface of a room where people stand.
2. This clothing storage solution reduces the random access time of clothing, allowing any given article to be retrieved in about the same amount of time.

fluff·er·nutt·er
(flf-ûr-nt-r)
n.

1. http://www.marshmallowfluff.com
2. Peanut Butter + Marshmallow Fluff
3. An exotic sexual position that involves 3 gallons of Marshmallow Fluff.

fourse·man
(fôrs-mn)
n.

1. One of the four horseman of the apocalypse…
2. …has come back as a mass-mailing worm.
3. It eats .htm, .html, .htt, and .dbx files.. I saw it eat a live baby once too.

frag·ma·tize
(frg-m-tz)
v.

1. A hypnotizing fragmentation grenade.
2. To spellbind or enthrall with a display of fragging never before seen in human history.
3. GODLIKE!

frank·en·mo·tor
(frng-kn-m-tr)
n.

1. The creation of a motor that slips from the control of and ultimately destroys its creator.
2. Often used when referring to a combination of more then one motor, i.e. an EJ20 with EJ25 heads.

free·fill
(fr-fl)
v.

1. A second or subsequent free filling.
2. When you don’t buy a cup and fill your Nalgene bottle with coke.
3. Before leaving a fast food restaurant, one always grabs a freefill for the road.

Fri·tal·ian
(fr-tl-yn)
n. pl.

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1. A French-born inhabitant of Italy.
2. Mocha half caf latte chino mocha dui avec moi…
3. My mouth can’t form these words.

frig·idious
(frj-d--s)
adj.

1. Working or spreading harmfully in an extremely cold or stiff and formal manner.
2. Beyond frigid. Very, very cold.

fris·ko·lat·ing
(frs-k-lt-ng)
v.

1. To cause something (light, liquid, etc.) to pass energetically, lively, or playfully through a porous substance or small holes.
2. Something that sunlight does on the trees at the Sunday River Ski Resort.

fuck·able
(fk--bl)
adj.

1. A person who you have sufficient power or resources to have sexual intercourse with.
2. A girl that is more than cute, so cute you want to ruin her.

fuck·tard
(fk-tärd)
n.

1. Used as a disparaging term for a really fucking retarded person.
2. A person considered to be so fucking socially inept its laughable that they have avoided the Darwin Awards for so long.

fuck·ta·geous
(fk-t-js)
adj.

1. So grossly offensive to decency or morality you felt the need to curse with an adjective.
2. A night of sex being beyond all reason; extravagant or immoderate.

fuck·wad
(fk-wd)
n.

1. A compressed ball, roll, or lump of fuck.
2. An intensive and vulgar way of describing a person who acts irresponsibly or foolishly.

fu·di·cle
(fd--kl)
n.

1. An article written for the sole purpose of spreading fear, uncertainty and doubt.
2. “Now, Mr. White has created a new FUDicle (FUD article) which details Apple’s single processor 2GHz G5 machine against a single processor 1.8 Opteron.” –macslash.org

fug·ly
(fg-l)
adj.

1. Fucking repulsive or offensive.
2. http://www.fugly.com
3. I refuse to put a picture, I do have my limits

fun·der·wear
(fn-dr-wâr)
n.

1. Clothes worn next to the skin, beneath one’s outer clothing designed for two people to wear at the same time.
2. Fun in theory – not in practice.

fun·gi·neer
(fn-j-nîr)
n.

1. One who is trained or professionally engaged in a branch of engineering that develops sources of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
2. No one knows where when or how man first landed on the moon, but our fungineers think it might have gone something like this…

fun·ka·del·ic
(fngk-dl-k)
adj.

1. Of, characterized by, or generating funk, distortions of funk, all stars of funk, and occasionally states resembling George Clinton.
2. “Whatever y’all doin’ keep doin’ it, cause y’all hot!!!” –Bootsy Collins

fun·ner
(fn-ûr)
adj.

1. Something that is greater in fun or higher in quality.
2. A word used by individuals who are incapable of using correct english.

fur·re·al
(fûr-r-l)
n.

1. The genuine and authentic coat of soft hair covering the skin of a mammal.
2. ZOMG r u furreal?
3. I am speechless.

futu·ram·a
(fy-ch-rm-)
n.

1. A three-dimensional scene in which characters, or other objects that is to be or to come in a distant time.
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama