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cac·tuar
(kk-t-wär)
n.

1. Any of various succulent, spiny, usually leafless creatures native mostly to arid regions like the Corel, Kashabald, and Sanubia Deserts.
2. You’ll get a treat if you can defeat it before it runs away.

ca·dav·er·incende·fen·es·tra·tion
(k-dv-r-n-sn-d-fn--str-shn)
n.

1. The act of pushing a burning body from a window.
2. geek++

cake·fast
(kk-fst)
n.

1. The first meal of the day consisting entirely of a sweet baked food.
2. It’s not a lie.

can·dyl·ene
(kn-d-ln)
n.

1. The primary ingredient in Mountain Dew.
2. Mix 1 measure Ethylene Glycol, and 2 measures Candy.

can·kles
(kng-kl)
n.

1. An affliction found, especially in older women where you cannot seperate the ankles from the calf.
2. “She’s got CANKLES!” –Jason Alexander

can·ten·na
(kn-tn-)
n. pl. can·ten·nae

1. A home made apparatus for sending or receiving electromagnetic waves.
2. It’s made out of Pringles cans.
3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna

car·bo·ta·ni·um
(kär-b-t-n-m)
n.

1. A strong, low-density, highly corrosion-resistant material made from carbon filament and white metallic element.
2. Apparently the new Zonda has it. I wonder if it’s as durable as unobtanium.

car·na·mas·ti·cate
(kär-n-ms-t-kt)
v. tr.

1. To chew meat like the cow it came from.
2. Similar to ‘vegimasticate’, only with meat, or spam.
3. Cow language – Example: “Moo you want to moo to the store moo?”

car·ma·ged·don
(kär-m-gd-n)
n.

1. A decisive or catastrophic conflict between automobiles.
2. ‘The Racing Game For the Criminally Imbalanced’
3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmageddon

car·poc·a·lypse
(kär-pk--lps )
n.

1. Massive or total automotive devastation.
2. The big three collapsing financially is surely the cause of our current carpocalypse.
3. http://jalopnik.com/tag/carpocalypse-now

car·put·er
(kär-py-tr)
n. pl. car·put·ers

1. A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations while sitting somewhere in an automobile.
2. Do a search for it on google, you’ll be amazed at how many projects there are.

cheer·ci·sion
(chîr-szh-n)
n. pl. cheer·ci·sions

1. The passing of judgment on an issue under consideration by one who leads the cheering of spectators, as at a sports contest.
2. A difficult decision usually left in the hands of the cheertator.

cheer·oc·ra·cy
(chîr-k-r-s)
n. pl. cheer·oc·ra·cies

1. Government by the cheerleaders, exercised either directly or through elected representatives.
2. A political or social unit of adulators that has such a government that empowers the individual… cheerleader.
3. No, not Janey Briggs! She’s got glasses! And a ponytail! And she’s wearing paint-covered overalls! Ugh!

cheer·ta·tor
(chîr-t-tr)
n. pl. cheer·ta·tors

1. An absolute ruler that controls all of the cheercisions made.
2. “This is not a cheerocracy. I’m the cheertator. I will make the cheercisions around here.” –Jaime Pressly

ches·ti·cle
(chs-t-kl)
n. pl. ches·ti·cles

1. The part of the body between the neck and the abdomen with one or more testes.
2. Man b00bs.

chil·lax
(chl-lks)
v.

1. To make less severe or strict as through a colder temperature.
2. I need to take a few days off work and my social life, just to chillax around the apartment.

cin·e·ma·ther·a·py
(sn--m-thr--p)
n.

1. A film or movie used for treatment of illness, disability, or bad boyfriends.
2. http://www.cinematherapy.com
3. Hey, don’t look at me..

cin·na·fu·sion
(sn--fy-zhn)
n.

1. The act or procedure of liquefying or melting the dried aromatic inner bark of certain tropical Asian trees in the genus Cinnamomum.
2. http://www.wrigley.com

cli·ma·cool
(kl-m-kl)
n.

1. A region of the earth having neither warm nor very cold conditions.
2. http://www.climacoolcorp.com
3. ClimaCool 2 shoes feature specially engineered materials, and dynamic ventillation designed to keep you cool.

clone·zilla
(kln-zl-)
n.

1. A being conceived out of a sweatshop as a cheap, imitation, poorly built destroyer of Tokyo.
2. You just had to save money didn’t you? Way to ruin your kid’s birthday.
3. http://clonezilla.org

clue·pon
(kl-pn)
n. pl. clue·pons

1. One of a set of detachable clues that may be torn off and redeemed as needed.
2. A certificate for a clue that may be redeemed for a discount.

co·bra·chuck
(cbr·chk)
n. pl. co·bra·chucks

1. A pair of cobras joined by their tails and used as a weapon. Often used by Abhijeet to end arguments.
2. To throw or toss any of several venomous snakes.

cock·oph·o·ny
(kk-f-n)
n. pl. cock·oph·o·nies

1. The use of harsh or discordant sounds by a number of adult male roosters.
2. A harsh and jarring sound made by the penis.

co·in·ky·dink
(k-n-k-dngk)
n.

1. The state or fact of occupying the same relative position or area in space with no children even though it won’t save money on taxes.
2. A coincidence that shrinks in the oven.

cool·ism
(kl-z-m)
n.

1. Excellent; first-rate characteristics or qualities; courage.
2. A word that Kris just made up, while covered in grease under a WRX, that Sean stole.
3. Don’t steal that word, that’s my coolism!

com·bi·fy
(km-b-f)
tr.

1. The product or result of combining any foodstuff (sandwich, meat product, or vegetable-based substitute) and combining it with other, less healthy items (such as fries, cookies, pie, or chips) and a beverage to create a standardized “combo” or “meal.”
2. Vernacular: Biggie-size, King-size, Super-size, etc.

com·bi·nate
(km-b-nt)
v.

1. To bring halfway into a state of being combined, without calling it a combination.
2. “I would definitely combinate..” –Busta Rhymes

com·i·con
(km--kn)
n.

1. An informal and amusing meeting of members, representatives, or delegates.
2. http://www.comic-con.org
3. Expect furries.

com·pel·li·vi·sion
(km-pl--vzh-n)
n.

1. To exert a strong, irresistible force on the transmission of visual images of moving and stationary objects.
2. “I don’t call this television, I call it compellivision” –Conan O’Brien

cook·ie·ol·o·gist
(kk--l--jst)
n. pl. cook·ie·ol·o·gists

1. The study of the nature of small, usually flat and crisp cakes made from sweetened dough.
2. The Nabisco scientists responsible for the creation of “Ooey Gooey Warm ‘n Chewy” cookies.

corp·si·cle
(kôrp-sk-l)
n.

1. A cryogenically frozen cadaver.
2. A cadaver flavored ice confection with one or two flat sticks for a handle.

craft·ma·ni·a
(krft-m-n-)
nj.

1. When a person goes into a fever like rage of building things out of papier mâche often induced by scented candles.
2. Scrapbooking gone awry.
3. Thousands of tables of crap lined up inside an auditorium. (see: Wooden seagulls on driftwood.)

crapp
(krpp)
n. pl. crapps

1. A computer program that is pure excrement.
2. 99% of the apps available for the iPhone.
3. Fucking hipster d-bags. Wow, iFart.. nice work guys.

crap·tac·u·lar
(krp-tk-y-lr)
adj.

1. Taking a dump thats impressive or sensational.
2. A spectacle of inferior or worthless crap.

crap·tas·tic
(krp-ts-tk)
adj.

1. To take a poo in a quaint or strange form, conception, or appearance.
2. Similar to shitastic, but much less vulgar so you can be dainty about it.

crap·ti·val
(krp-t-vl)
n. pl. crap·ti·vals

1. A frenetic, disorganized, and really awful disturbance.
2. A traveling amusement show which really really sucks.

creme·wich
(krm-wch)
n. pl. creme·wich·es

1. Two Chips Ahoy! cookies with creme in the middle.
2. An exotic sexual position that involves a supermodel and … well you figure out the rest.

cron·er
(krn-r)
n.

1. The position at which two ugly, withered old women, meet and form an angle.
2. “Stand back while the man WORKS! ” –John

cross·plat·form·a·ble
(krôs-plt-fôrm--bl)
adj.

1. To transport one particular piece of software to another platform.
2. A tremendously verbagetic word used to describe how websites will or won’t look good while viewed in Konqueror or Netscape.

cru·ci·fic·tion
(kr-s-fk-shn)
n.

1. An imaginative creation about the act of crucifying; execution on a cross.
2. A lie made up about dying for a cause, in the hopes that it instills martyrdom.

cunt·a·dac·tyl
(knt--dk-tl)
n.

1. Flying female genitalia of Cuntosauria.
2. (321): Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it’s inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.