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ba·be·li·cious
(bb--lsh-s)
adj.

1. Used as a term of endearment for a young woman who is highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses.
2. “She’s magically babelicious!” –Garth

back·e·ot·o·my
(bk--t--m)
n. pl. back·e·ot·o·mies

1. A surgical operation involving the removal or replacement of a diseased spine.
2. “Docta said I need a backeotomy!” –Sir Smoke-a-lot

ba·con·a·tor
(b-kn--tr)
n.

1. Someone whose occupation is the extermination of troublesome bacon.
2. Calories – 840, Sodium – 1880 mg, Total fat – 51g.

ball·zoo·ka
(bôl-z-k)
n. pl. ball·zoo·kas

1. A hand-held weapon consisting of a long plastic smoothbore tube for firing yellow foam balls at short range.
2. You’d be surprised what you can do with a CO2 tank.
3. http://www.hasbro.com

base·ket·ball
(bs-kt-bôl)
n. pl. base·ket·balls

1. A game played between two teams of three players, the object being to throw a ball through an elevated basket over the garage.
2. “You’re excited? Feel these nipples!” –Bob Costas

bass·tend·er
(bs-tn-dr)
n. pl. bass·tend·ers

1. One who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks while fishing.
2. America’s best value in fishing boats.

bay·plo·sion
(b-spl-zhn)
n. pl. bay·plo·sions

1. A sudden release of awesome in violent manner with the generation of high temperature and usually at the cost of millions of dollars.
2. These frequently happen when shit gets real, or as an excuse to make Megan Fox fall over while wearing something skimpy.
3. If cars were actually that dangerous, accidents would be a lot less frequent.

beef·a·ro·ni
(bf--r-n)
adj.

1. Pasta with beef in tomato sauce.
2. http://www.chefboy.com
3. Chef Boyardee > Franco American ’nuff said.

beer·ca·tion
(bîr-k-shn)
n. beer·ca·tion

1. A period of time devoted to consuming a fermented alcholic beverage flavored with hops.
2. A holiday spent at a microbrewery.

beer·tha·nol
((bîr-th-nôl)
n.

1. A very strong fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and flavored with hops.
2. BrewDog Tokyo. It’s 18.2% alc/vol.

ben·e·ful
(bn--fl)
adj.

1. Producing or promoting a favorable result that provides assistance.
2. Something that is beneficial, healthful.
3. http://www.beneful.com

best·est
(bst-st)
adj.

1. Surpassing all others in excellence, achievement, or quality.. especially those that are merely the best.
2. More highly skilled that those that are the most highly skilled.

bib·li·o·ther·a·py
(bb-l--thr--p)
n.

1. A printed or written literary work used for treatment of sickness, pain, or whatnot.
2. http://www.bibliotherapy.com
3. Every woman knows that books are therapy that fits in our bag.

black·a·nese
(blk--nz)
adj.

1. A person of both African and Japanese ancestry.
2. “I’m his half-brother… From Beijing. Me and him got the same mama. I’m Blackanese!” –Chris Tucker

blame·storm
(blm-stôrm)
v.

1. A sudden session or meeting of finger-pointing and distribution of blame to colleagues and employees.
2. ‘The idiots in sales decided to have an impromptu blamestorming session, and now their lack of preparation is my fault.’

bling·i·tude
(blng--td)
n.

1. An ostentatious manner of carrying oneself.
2. Oh Kmart, you are so hip and with it.

blip·vert
(blp-vûrt)
n.

1. A very fast advertisement, in which an entire ad is compressed into mere seconds to prevent channel-switching.
2. To call attention or refer to a spot of light on a radar or sonar screen indicating the position of a detected object.

blu·ba·scone
(bl-bä-skn)
n. pl. blu·ba·scones

1. The blueberry scones with the frosting sold at Dunkin Donuts.
2. I’m more partial to razbascones, but whatever works..

blun·tal
(bln-tl)
adj.

1. Of or relating to being abrupt and often disconcertingly frank in speech.
2. Wang dang sweet poontang.
3. http://www.tnugent.com

break·ca·tion
(brk–k-shn)
n. pl. break·ca·tions

1. To divide a period of time devoted to pleasure into pieces, as by bending or cutting.
2. A short break from work, wherein you likely will spend time in a massage chair, napping in your car, or crying into the leftover cake in the break room.

brew·tus
(br-ts)
n.

1. A beer of ancient Rome who (with Applebee’s help) led a conspiracy to assassinate Julius Caesar.
2. A beverage made by brewing Roman politicians and generals.

bride·zilla
(brd-zl-)
adj.

1. A woman who is married or will be soon, and has chosen to be a complete bitch to the groom.
2. We found the most insane brides-to-be on the planet and watched them transform from saccharine sweethearts to matrimonial monsters.
3. A special on the FOX network, yeah… scary.

brit·land·er
(brt-ln-dr)
nj.

1. A division of the United Kingdom where Brits live.
2. Whats with the mashed peas on toast anyways?

broke·fast
(brk-fst)
n.

1. The first and last meal of the day, usually eaten in the morning and followed by bankruptcy.
2. You know that’s just a saying, right? You can’t actually save money by doing that.

bro·tein
(br-tn)
n.

1. Any of a group of complex organic macromolec— It’ll help you get big braaah! I’m talking swole!
2. Make sure to take at least 5grams per pound of bodyweight and do curls in the squat rack.

bubb·li·cious
(bb-l-sh-s)
adj.

1. A globular body of air or gas formed within a very pleasant or delightful substance.
2. “Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.” – “And some Skittles.” –Will Smith & Martin Lawrence

bur·ni·na·tion
(bûr-n-n-shn)
n.

1. The act or process of destroying or killing with fire.
2. SWORDED!
3. …and all was laid to BURNINATION!

bur·ni·na·tor
(bûr-n-n-tr)
n.

1. A dragon that brings to an end or halts something, such as peasants.
2. Trogdor was a man! He was a dragon man! …maybe he was just a dragon…

bu·sey·ism
(by-s-z-m)
n.

1. A quip from the great Gary Busey.
2. “When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness your foresight will become a nimble vagrant.”
3. Yeah.. I know.. the d00d survived a head trauma.

bust·i·fied
(bst--fd)
v. tr.

1. To make into or become a unit and then later smash or break, especially forcefully.
2. When a woman obtains, naturally or not, big breasts.
3. Damn! She used to be flat! Now she’s totally bustified!